Wat would you do?

[kilik780]

So there's these armed robbers dat rob ur house and ur hiding. they go downstairs and u come out out hiding. all they left was a butcher knife and a chopstick.
what do you do?

i honestly woud sharpen the chopstick and use dat  

[Wuppa Wuppa]

Butcher knife seems the most useful but I don't really want to kill anyone yet. I grab a nearby chair and fling it at them while obtaining the pistol I hid in my pants. I shoot them both in the leg if there still here and then call 911 on my cell that I happened to keep inside my shirt for safekeeping. After I call the offense I tie the boys up back to back and lay them on the ground with a blindfold and then teabag them for about five full-blown minutes before cleaning up the blood that was on the floor.


Use better language please, it's hard to understand what you're talking about.
I don't get the point of them leaving a machete and a chopstick.