This is something we read in my Psych class

[Yoseisame]

These questions are the reverse of the ones that are frequently asked gays and lesbians.
1.) What do you think cause your Heterosexuality?
2.) When and how did you decide you were a Heterosexual?
3.) Is it possible that your Heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?
4.) Is there a possibility that your Heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5.) If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you nee is a good gay lover?
6.) To whom have you disclosed you Heterosexual tendencies?
7.) Why do you Heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your lifestyle?
8.) Why do you insist on flaunting your Heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep quiet? (don't ask, don't tell)
9.) A disproportionate majority of child molesters are Heterosexuals. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to Heterosexual teachers?
10.) Even with all the societal support marriages receive, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among Heterosexuals?
11.) Why do Heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
12.) How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive Heterosexuality and fail to develop your natural, healthy homo sexual potential?
13.) There seems to be very few happy Heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want. Have you considered aversion therapy?  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

xd those silly heterosexuals. Good thing we homosexuals know how to do things right. lol  

[RowenthaDark]

OMG....really....really? .....REALLY?!

if my psychology teacher ambushes us with this crap then im gunna be p.o.ed.....

but about question number 4....well, kinda. theres a very painful memory behind that. xD im just so glad that im able to laugh about it and not project my fears on other people ^.W  

[szowlee82]

Haha. I got a kick out of this! blaugh  

[Ivy_sins]

This required a double-take on my part.  

[Uisce a]

x{D

 

[ForeverDreamWithinADream]

Why not just get rid of those questions for every orientation in general, it's offensive no matter which way you look at it. neutral

Calling heterosexuals silly and applying that others do it right is just as bad as asking those questions to bisexuals, homosexuals, pansexuals, etc.....we will never find acceptance and peace if we keep doing this to one another.  

[Yoseisame]

^ that is the point. That these questions are stupid not matter what orientation is asked.  

[Taeryyn]

I understand that the point of the list is to demonstrate how offensive and useless the questions are. Unfortunately, I think it's sort of preaching to the choir.  

[Yoseisame]

It is a little bit, but this made me feel better, and it made me laugh about just how absurd these questions are.  

[BSPBleach]

I dont think a couple of these are commonly asked.....well at least no one seems to go around asking girls if they're les because they have a fear of guys. A couple to gays....but just not really. Lol i've asked it......but well. That's different razz

But yeah these are funny. Though the point is wasted on us. We all already get the point eh? Need to prove it to others....  

[Tsukasa wave]

funny  

[Falsequivalence]

Yoseisame

These questions are the reverse of the ones that are frequently asked gays and lesbians.
1.) What do you think cause your Heterosexuality?
2.) When and how did you decide you were a Heterosexual?
3.) Is it possible that your Heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?
4.) Is there a possibility that your Heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5.) If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you nee is a good gay lover?
6.) To whom have you disclosed you Heterosexual tendencies?
7.) Why do you Heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your lifestyle?
8.) Why do you insist on flaunting your Heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep quiet? (don't ask, don't tell)
9.) A disproportionate majority of child molesters are Heterosexuals. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to Heterosexual teachers?
10.) Even with all the societal support marriages receive, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among Heterosexuals?
11.) Why do Heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
12.) How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive Heterosexuality and fail to develop your natural, healthy homo sexual potential?
13.) There seems to be very few happy Heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want. Have you considered aversion therapy?

My Answers:
1.) The fact that I love boobs....
2.) I decided when I decided to like boobs.
3.) Nope. Boobs are pretty great.
4.) Naw. They just don't have boobs.
5.) Only if they have boobs.
6.) Everyone. They agree with my boob-loving
7.) I have no idea... boobs?
8.) BOOOOOBBBSSSSS.
9.) ...It depends. Do the teachers have good boobs?
10.) Because there's a boob disconnect.
11.) Because BOOOOBBBSSS.
12.) ....boobs...
13.) No one is stopping my loving of boobs!!!

Like, if I was asked that by a psychologist, I would literally have those answers. I really can't think of anything else.  

[Blackrose_Knight]

I don't get it. Well I do, but was this as it is passed out in psych class to point out the ridiculousness of asking people why they are gay? Homosexuality was removed from the DSM a s**t ton long time ago.

I is confused... question  

[Tsukasa wave]

Fatestitcher

Yoseisame

These questions are the reverse of the ones that are frequently asked gays and lesbians.
1.) What do you think cause your Heterosexuality?
2.) When and how did you decide you were a Heterosexual?
3.) Is it possible that your Heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?
4.) Is there a possibility that your Heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5.) If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you nee is a good gay lover?
6.) To whom have you disclosed you Heterosexual tendencies?
7.) Why do you Heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your lifestyle?
8.) Why do you insist on flaunting your Heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep quiet? (don't ask, don't tell)
9.) A disproportionate majority of child molesters are Heterosexuals. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to Heterosexual teachers?
10.) Even with all the societal support marriages receive, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among Heterosexuals?
11.) Why do Heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
12.) How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive Heterosexuality and fail to develop your natural, healthy homo sexual potential?
13.) There seems to be very few happy Heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want. Have you considered aversion therapy?

My Answers:
1.) The fact that I love boobs....
2.) I decided when I decided to like boobs.
3.) Nope. Boobs are pretty great.
4.) Naw. They just don't have boobs.
5.) Only if they have boobs.
6.) Everyone. They agree with my boob-loving
7.) I have no idea... boobs?
8.) BOOOOOBBBSSSSS.
9.) ...It depends. Do the teachers have good boobs?
10.) Because there's a boob disconnect.
11.) Because BOOOOBBBSSS.
12.) ....boobs...
13.) No one is stopping my loving of boobs!!!

Like, if I was asked that by a psychologist, I would literally have those answers. I really can't think of anything else.

^this^