[Open Class] WoManriness Training (Yin and Danny)

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NAME OF CLASS: BEEN FIGHTING BEARS ON THE MOUNTAIN.
PROFESSOR NAME Malcolm

General information: Malcolm had always been one of those professors who always seem to take things to the extremities; this training session was no exception. Held on a mountain that is located just 5 minutes' walk away from the school, there was also something about fighting bears...

~Image here, I guess~

The Course:
The Garowl Mountains, located just 5 minutes' walk away from the school. Yes, this mountain had always been there; don't question it.

Mechanics:

Phase 1

The climb up the mountain was a really tedious one; it was absolutely freezing, and the strong winds did not help your cause at all. Unless you actually liked the cold, walking to where the training session was supposed to be held was a test in itself...

Note: If your student is cold/frost/ice-based or is used to living is extreme cold, you may skip this phrase and move onto phrase 2! Just leo strut your way up!
Note 2: If your student is heat/fire-based or cold-blooded, you will use 1d8.
Note 3: Everyone else will use a 1d10!

1 : You were frozen on the spot, resembling a live ice sculpture, as you failed to beat the cold; that night, Malcolm would find you and carry you back to your room to thaw out. Shameeeee. Major fail!
2-5 : You almost got there, but unusually strong winds and what was probably an approaching snow storm nearer to the peak forced you to turn back. Fail!
6-10 : You made it! You're tired (and possibly grumpy) but you made it- Hey, where did your clothing go? If you are a boil, you lost either your shirt or your pants to the winds. If you are a ghoul, your clothing had been ripped up pretty badly by the winds. Pass! But at what cost?

Phrase 2

Despite your missing/ruined clothing, you had walked too far to back down. You are a man! A MAN. Or a woman... But you can't spell woman without a MAN. Nearing the ice cave, you could hear faint growling coming from inside as your challenger stepped forward... And give you the grumpiest look known to bear-kind. Hah, what a lousy, weak looking thing...

Note: Roll 2d6 to fight!
-> Subtract 6 if you are Y1, 4 if you are Y2 and 3 if you are Y3/beyond.
-> Example of damage: I am Y2 and I roll a 6. My damage is 6-4=2

< 0 : Bearel practically ravaged you, and you might had screamed loudly like a little ghoul in the process. Fail!
2 - 3 : You managed to land a weak hit, but Bearel managed to get the best of you before escaping back into the cave. Pass!
4 > : You managed to land a strong hit after summoning your inner man, sending Bearel flying back into the cave with tears streaming out of its eyes. I hope you're quite satisfied. Great pass!

Phrase 3

Before you could recover from your encounter with Bearel, you hear even a louder, but more feminine growl coming from within the cave. Soon enough, Bearel's mama stepped out of the cave and made a gesture at you with her tint fists of fury; come at her, bro. Funshine is ready for some fun-time...

Note: Roll 2d6 to fight!
-> Subtract 6 if you are Y1, 4 if you are Y2 and 3 if you are Y3/beyond.
-> Example of damage: I am Y2 and I roll a 6. My damage is 6-4=2

< 1 : Funshine beats the crap out of you, and you couldn't even land a single hit. Shame... So. Much. Shame. Fail!
2 - 4 : You managed to land a weak hit, but Funshine managed to pretty much put lots of tiny fist-shaped bruises on you before collapsing into the snow. Pass!
5 > : You managed to land a strong hit after summoning your inner man, sending Funshine stumbling and face-planting into the snow. You feel a small, pitiable sense of pride. Great pass!

Final phrase

Just as you thought that your training was over, a series of angry-sounding clicking noises came from the direction of the cave. A second later, an adorably white and furry teddy walked out, picked the fallen Funshine up in its arms, and carrying it back into the cave. It then reemerged from the- OH JACK WHAT IS THAT EVEN?!

Note: Roll 2d6 to fight!
-> Subtract 6 if you are Y1, 4 if you are Y2 and 3 if you are Y3/beyond.
-> Example of damage: I am Y2 and I roll a 6. My damage is 6-4=2

< 4 : TeddyWeddy probably beat you senseless and made you scream like a little ghoul while crying for mummy repeatedly. You also feel a sense of shame. Fail!
5-7 : You managed to land a weak hit, but TeddyWeddy had gotten several scratch marks across parts of your body; well, battle scars are cool, right? Even temporary ones? Pass!
8-9 : You managed to land a strong hit after summoning your inner man, causing TeddyWeddy to go back to its original, cute and harmless form. Great pass!

Optional finale

Having proved your worth and strength as a real MAN of MANLINESS, you were allowed into the cave, where a treasure chest was...

Note: This part is completely optional!
Note 2: Roll 1d10 to determine your prize!

1-2 : A pair of socks, decorated with images of Bearel, knitted by Funshine Mama bear herself. You're steal baby Bearel's socks? )8
3-4 : A giant bear suit. Hey, at least it's warm?
5-6 : A delicious pie with a filling that you like! How mysterious!
7-9 : A trophy with the words "I FOUGHT THE 3 BEARS AND LIVED" on it.
10 : A silver seed! Hurray! Please quote "Dragain" with your Minipet sn for your prize!

You stole from three minipets! I hope you feel fantastic about yourself!

Bonus Mechanics:
THIS IS THE WILDERNESS, TOUGH IT OUT. Oh yeah, these minipets are rather oversized, by the way, but still smaller (and cuter) than you... With baby Bearel being almost minipet-sized and papa TeddyWeddy being close to grizzly size!

YOU LOSE/FINISH THIS RP WHEN...

You defeat Teddyweddy and drag your a** back to Amityville. Any less is failure because you are not a MAN.

 

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Apparently Yin was not manly enough. But real men did not back down, did not let themselves be discouraged. He was going to go up that mountain, and he was going to fight some bears. And he would do it with his pants on. He was ready, shifted almost fully human, only his antennae marking him as anything but. There was no use wearing warm clothing, it would just be torn off.

But walking to the mountain he had encountered Miss Danny. A Miss Danny who was willing to try to become a bit more manly herself. This would surely be more fun if he had another friend to try it with, right? Right.

"We just need to head to the ice cave," he informed her cheerfully, and began to head up the mountain. Immediately the wind turned him back, and he headed back down the mountain to wait for a moment. "Will the cold bother you Miss Danny?" Turning this into a conversation? Why not!  

[chiickadee]

Jack Yin. Jack him to low hell. The lowest of hells. Jack him to the human world.

"WHEN YOU TOLD ME WE'D BE FIGHTING BEARS," she said, "I DIDN'T THINK YOU MEANT LIKE THIS." She trudged through the snow nevertheless, each step melting the ice to a thick slush as she walked. Being a fire demon on the side of a mountain sucked big fat-

She climbed though. Never mark Danny down for not doing her best, even if that "best" wasn't usually up to par. By the time she reached the top of the mountain, she was heaving and shivering, rubbing her arms vigorously. What little provisions she'd brought were now torn up, her socks with big holes and her bikini practically stripped down to bare breasts at this point.

"Y-Y-Y-Y-Yin I'm COLDDDD."  

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"I am sorry Miss Danny!" He apologized, and pretty much kept up a steady stream of apologies rolling as they went up the mountain.

Until he noticed how torn up her clothing down.

Then he just turned around and went back down the mountain.  

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But she had yelled that she was cold...he needed to go up to make sure she was okay. Waffling he turned and headed back up the mountain. He would just keep his eyes on her feet...that would be okay.

"Is there any way I can help you Miss Danny?" He could not offer her a shirt though, his had escaped his body at some point.  

[chiickadee]

Danny shivered, and despite whatever the hell Yin was thinking, Danny shrunk against him. It was cold and he was warm. It just made sense to her.

A low growl echoed through the cave, and Danny jumped. "Aw s**t we're not alone," she said.

On cue, the bear came out and Danny just instantly kicked it in the face. It was weak because she was cold and her joints were stiff, but whatever. It would do.  

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Yin was not warm, so if she thought he was...things were worse than he knew. But he was just going to let her do whatever, so long as he did not have to look at her.

"There are three," he warned her casually. Miss Danny did not seem to be in top form...so he was just going to have to take care of it.

Protect the ghoul.

He kicked it in the face so hard it flew into the cave, and there was actually a crashing noise that came from within.

Great Pass  

[chiickadee]

Danny actually cracked a smile at Yin kicking butt. Now it was a game. It wasn't oh-no-there-are-bears. It was LET'S KICK BUTT.

So she did.

All over funshine's a**.  

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Mama Funshine was going down.

Or so Yin hoped, if Miss Danny could join in the fray he was going to do his best.

But still, it was a weak punch from him as well. This cold was brutal.

Pass stage 3  

[chiickadee]

Danny kept walking, but it got slower and slower. She was getting cold- even Danny stopped at some point. She sagged on Yin, making him hold her up without meaning to.

So by the time the last bear came out, she was shaking at the knees. "Oooookay Yin. Let's- Let's go get 'em!" she said, sort of woozy.

She took a few steps off Yin's shoulder and then just flopped onto the ground- not a single punch even thrown.

Welp, Danny was out.  

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Yin had not quite realized just how much the cold would affect her. If he had known he never would have suggested she join him, and never would have let her on the mountain.

Of course, he was not exactly good with this either. No, he had to help Miss Danny off the mountain first.

He probably hurt himself more trying to get the fire demoness off the mountain than the teddy-weddy damaged him.

Fail  

[chiickadee]

Attempt 2

Danny was prepared this time.

She had a jacket on- still just a sweatshirt, but she actually had one and that was a fear in itself. Her scarf was pulled and wrapped tight. She'd pulled out one of her old grey beanies- the one she'd hidden her awkward hair under- and put it on. Heck, Danny even wore pants.

Danny didn't even know she owned pants.

"LET'S DO THIS," she said, fists held tight to either side of her body.

Except walking in all this clothing sort of weight her down, and she slipped. Oops.  

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Yin was also prepared. Prepared for this teddy-weddy to go down this time. But first he had to, you know, actually get up the mountain. Because he normally did such a good job with that.

First though he tried to help Danny to her feet. "We will do it this time," he said resolutely.

He would lose his shirt again too as he went up the mountain.  

[chiickadee]

Danny brushed the snow off her pants (PANTSSSS) and continued up the mountain with him. It wasn't so bad when they did it together. Teamwork yay!

By the time she had made it up the mountain, her sweatshirt was ... well a vest? A vest with a lot of holes in it. Forget pants, they were back down to shorts with how many tears there were.

"I hate this," she grumbled. Ever the whiner, that one.  

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"You will do fine," Yin tried to reassure her.

Secretly he was just happy that she was more clothed than not. Bonus for being on the mountain!

Now to just punch this little bearel in the face and get on with life.

Pass