Don't put a Coke bottle in the freezer. Don't be relieved when you remember about it hours later and find that it is only partially frozen and hasn't exploded in the freezer. That's only to lure you into a false sense of security so that you think you found it in time. It just wants you to open it over the sink so that it can explode and splatter your kitchen walls, cabinets, and appliances with its evil stickiness.
It will be a rather amusing fail, but a fail nonetheless.
Or just don't drink Coke. Either/or really.
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