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PROUDFOOT. What is your favorite magical artifact? And what does it do?

PROUDFOOT: I don't tell this story to many people, but... many years ago, when I was a younger and sprightlier demon, I came across a book that everyone believed had been lost to time. A book of potent curses, enchanted by a famous sorcerer and imbued with all his anger. It can even talk! Truly a priceless artifact of magical history simply for its age alone, certainly my most valuable piece.

However... the legends were a little misleading. While it is a book of curses, they are... of the foul-mouthed variety. It will insult you incessantly if given the chance. Even I do not know the extent of its terrible language. It is simply too shocking. I keep it bound tightly shut and only use its dark powers when commenting about the mothers of my enemies.

I cannot imagine what would happen if it fell into the wrong hands...

LUCKY: Ehh. Is improvement. Is better to be in strange place and know to be sane than home but believing of going zvariovany from shadows. At least am 'making difference' here. And the technika here... is unlike anything have ever seen. Am ready to get close look, whether they like or not. Czy umiesz mówić po polsku?

Finally, someone I can actually talk to! I traded one reason to go insane for another, I guess. Well, the hardest part is that I really don't know that many words in English. I... kind of lied about my language skills to get this job. Sometimes even if I want to talk about something, I don't even know what the word is for it in English, so I'm stuck substituting the closest words I can think of or just not saying anything at all. And if it wasn't for Piosenka helping translate everything everyone else says in real time I wouldn't know half of what everyone else here is saying. These Americans talk way too fast. Really, though, I'd rather be here than there any day. It's still hard to believe I'm a hunter now.

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MAHIR: I am alwaysss interesssted in ssseeeing new placesss. Is thisss an invitation?

An easy anssswer. If I could create a ssspecial mixxxture, it would do what all of my other mixxxtures have failed to do - cure thisss affliction. Then I could fixxx my handsss and rid myssself of this incesssant whissspering that makesss it ssso hard to focusss. I am convinccced there is a way to cure Insssanity, and I will ssstop at nothing to find it. But I need more time, and time is sssomething we who are infected are quickly running out of.

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VANTH: Do I have to pick just one? Okay. I really love that we get to work with the next generation. Scarelings are our future. When Argyle and I get to meet those really enthusiastic, wonderful kids who appreciate what we're trying to teach them about safe scaring, it really makes all of this worthwhile.

I don't know what there is not to love about humans! For the most part they really are a lot like us, though they're easily spooked and their lives are so brief. They kind of remind me of minipets. They're adorable, harmless little creatures, so long as you're not, y'know, violently antagonizing them.

JANUS: I'm still surprised you didn't summon a human familiar instead of me.

VANTH: No one asked you, Jan... don't listen to him, he's just a big grumpy kitty --

JANUS: Vanth. If you are even thinking about putting another one of those ridiculous pet costumes on me for the next question I will find a way to desummon myself.

LUCKY: Name is name, family name is say bzhen-chish-chih-KYEV-eech. Is easy to say, long to spell. Somewhere up family tree is relative with terrible humor.

Reason is not special. Lucky is English word for name. Szczeosny, Lucky. Terrible humor runs with family still. Am okay to have new name, is like having many username. I track.



MAHIR: We are a clan, and a clan sharessss everything!

Aymet: What's your favorite way to prepare mashers?

Lucky, who gave you your name?
And how does Pio feel about her name?
If you were the one who gave her that name? Why?