The never ending story game

[jaysuss]

Here's how it works:
I'll start the game to begin a story that never ends. You just add on to whatever the person above you writes. The more ridiculous it gets, the more hilarious. I've played it on a few different forums and it was a hit. Try and keep the additions short, 1-3 sentences.

Once upon a time there was a turtleduck named Tom...  

[Anne Rice Vampire Lover]

And he liked cheese with pickles...  

[Thirteenth_Floor]

...on bread baked from fermented zombie flesh.

 

[jaysuss]

Despite it's lovely taste, it came with some problems...  

[Anne Rice Vampire Lover]

Like making Tom's right foot grow...  

[ftm420]

... only his right foot, though. and it never shrank back!  

[Thirteenth_Floor]

The time finally came when he had to...

 

[jaysuss]

decide whether his now enormous right foot would make him unable to float correctly enough that he would leave the lake and head for the big city.  

[Sifen Yamishi]

"Surely, the big city would be a place for me to belong!" Tom mused, constructing a boat by his shack.  

[Thirteenth_Floor]

However, he had to escape his padded white room before...

 

[Soul Love-chama]

the velociraptors came and ate his enormous foot.  

[jaysuss]

"That damn velociraptor coming back just to life just to devour my giant foot!" He exclaimed as he tipped over onto his back, his shell keeping him from turning over. "Now I'm gonna die!"  

[NocturneKefka666]

this is the song that never ends yes it goes on and on my friend some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'llcontinue singing it forever just because....  

[PeachPunk]

The raptor said "Easy, fella, I don't want to hurt you. My name is Quinton."  

[VoidCrow]

"Well that doesn't even begin to solve the problem of my...