Announcements

[Darth Daddicus]

Previous announcements holding area for any new people just in case the guild becomes difficult to follow.  

[Darth Daddicus]

8/13/2012

 

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8/28/2012

 

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8/31/2012

 

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9/8/2012

 

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9/15/2012

 

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9/27/2012

 

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10/2/2012

 

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10/17/2012

 

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10/25/2012

 

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[Darth Daddicus]

11/29/12

Apparently, here on this planet, around this time of year you beings like to give your little coins to a man all dressed in red with a can. I've seen this strange tradition taking place in front of several supermarkets so far. I figure, hey! Who am I to break from this wonderful tradition?! You want to give your coins to a red man with a can? Go for it!

This announcement is in response to the generous donations I have received from a few of the guild members. If anybody wishes to donate to the guild, please make your donation to Darth Scoobadoobacus. Not only is she my loyal and adorable pet, she's also my top financial adviser!

 

[Darth Daddicus]

12/1/12

 

[Darth Daddicus]

1/31/13

This message is for the folks who don't get involved in the guild games because they don't know where they start or where they end. Tonight is the end of the month. That means that every posted entry into the Monthly games; Lightsaber Training, Size Matters Not, Smuggler's Run, Persuasion, Be Helpful, and keeping a bump log for Tank Bumps for Prizes will be tallied, and the winners will be announced tomorrow night. That also means that you may begin posting in these game threads to begin attempting to block Darth Venomisci's lightsaber strikes, lift an X-Wing out of the muck in Dagobah, smuggle contraband for Jabba the Hutt, control a weak Jedi mind, help your fellow Gaians to become assimilated in my gold shakedown of their fish, and spread the evil by bumping threads with our guild images beginning tonight after midnight. Target Practice and Navigator are not monthly games and can be played any time you like. So, if you've ever been intimidated by playing the games in my guild because you got off to a late start and don't feel like you can catch up, begin playing tonight after midnight, or tomorrow morning.

 

[Darth Daddicus]

2/10/13

There are a lot of times when we go through the temple looking for fish to shake the gold out of when we come across one of our favorite tanks to shake and find that the fish have stopped glowing and there were 0 players. We've all been through it. We don't like it. There's no way we can stalk our friends' tanks and go through the entire temple checking on those too. Well, yes there is. I keep 15 tanks open on one tab with King Awesomolocity's timer and use the thread with Absol-Ruker-Of-Chaos's to go through the temple. Every time I hit a tank with a captcha, I refresh the Awesomolocity page after the game to see if any of my friends' tanks are glowing. We already have over 900 tanks ready to place anywhere you want them to be. All you have to do is send Mirdala Naast a private message with a list of usernames you'd like to have on a stalker page, and we'll set it up for you. You can add as many tanks as you like in any order you like, and edit the pages by letting him know to either add, remove, or move tanks around to different pages. Those days when you wish all of your favorite tanks were all together is here. Take advantage of this free service now by going to Stalker's Paradise now and sending Mirdala Naast the information he needs.

Also, Target Practice is now reloaded!