Announcements

[Darth Daddicus]

5/5/2014

Join Darth Daddicus in welcoming the newest member
of the temple family by finding the bonus games on the
front page of each Monthly Game!

 

[Darth Daddicus]

5/8/2014

 

[Darth Daddicus]

6/1/2014

And they all lived happily ever.......

 

[Darth Daddicus]

6/3/2014

Some strange things have been going on around this temple
and I don't like it one bit! First off, my very own daughter turns
on me by falling in love with that Trekkie! Then, somebody
sends some kind of storm my way knocking out my ability to
run proper surveillance on the temple! Then, somebody blocks
access to my very own disciple, Kay! I feel the power of the
Dark Side has an influence in this, but it's being tempered with
some kind of goody-two-shoes subversiveness that's borderline
insane!
Felinophile has tried to protect 590 tanks from capture winning
herself a Peyo's Fables Bundle, but that's noting new.
Reseph has let 467 people know we've captured their tanks,
winning herself a Prince Enki!
BrilliantBlueStar_0 protected 80 tanks last month, earning an
Irrawaddy Dolphin, but she did that last month! I don't get it.
None of this is surprising!
Both Kay and Artaesan have blocked a total of ten attacks from
Darth Venomisci, earning themselves each an Aquarium
Mini-Monsters 4th Strike Pack! That seems pretty normal!
Felinophile destroyed herself eight of my battle droids in the
Battle Training Room! She'll get an Aquarium Dolphin for that
feat!
Kay lifted eight X-Wings out of the swamp earning himself a
Giant Stone Coatl! Nothing new or mysterious there.
I'm pretty proud of ozkur for twisting my son-in-law's brain into
becoming one with the Dark Side, winning herself an Airshark
for her troubles, but that's not the problem.
Artaesan picked up a hefty tonnage of contraband for Jabba in
Smuggler's Run and picked the pocket of that dang Trekkie in
the process! She earns my gratitude and an Aquarium
Mini-Monsters 4th Strike Pack for that!
Both BrilliantBlueStar_0 and Zusu made a total of six shots
against my Death Star. Well, that's new, but their attacks
were totally useless against that space station! They do win
a Giant Stone Coatl each for their pathetic efforts, though.
No. There's something very different going on. I feel as if
though my attempts to capture tanks and shake the gold out
of the fish are being thwarted! Maybe some crazy Jedi has set
up some kind of field of protection around them! A "Force Field",
if you will! Check around, folks. Let me know what's going on
and I'll reward you dearly!*
*disclaimer: dear rewards will only
be given out for a total of seven days after this message is
received and will not exceed more than one reward per tattle.
The only reward offered after this time will be "allowing you to
continue breathing."

 

[Darth Daddicus]

6/14/2014

Ooh ooh! I made a new friend! I was making some room in this closet and I was just getting ready to start moving a bed in when this guy, Remy LeBeau 1982 came up with a way cooler idea! He was all like, "Dude, you should totally build a bowling alley down here! Maybe you can even have it built by the time Father's Day comes around so you can have something to do with your dad!" I tried to explain to him that clones don't have dads, but he wasn't getting it and I was just too stoked about having a bowling alley instead of a place to sleep, so that's what we did! Well, we built the alley, but we couldn't afford any bowling balls or pins, but that's when luck shined down upon our little venture and sent us a perfect substitute! Go Sign Up for my bestest buddie's bowling tournament, and help us thwart the troopers who are attempting to capture me!

 

[Darth Daddicus]

7/2/2014

I have yet to receive a report from Darth Venomisci
about what's going on on Korriban with that other
Sith snooping around. I've got a bad feeling about
this. Either their communications are down or my
apprentice is betraying me! Well, better safe than
sorry! It's time to begin building an army to prepare
myself for his inevitable betrayal.
FFVII Vincent V has been pretty faithful to me by
reporting to 493 people that we've kidnapped their
tanks! For that, he takes home a CON Tagious
Bundle!
Felinophile has always played both sides of the
fence by behaving in an evil way but telling 475
people the Jedi are protecting their tanks! She gets
a Prince Enki for that!
reseph is back with a vengeance and telling 218
people about the evil ways of the Sith temple! She
gets an Irrawaddy Dolphin!
As far as training goes, both Artaesan and Felinophile
have blocked 10 attacks with their lightsabers! They're
looking good and taking a 4th Strike Pack home as
well!
Felinophile is doing a great job training for battle by
defeating 8 droids in the Battle Training Room! What
an excellent Sith she'll make! Mirdala Naast will give
her an Aquarium Dolphin for doing so well!
Felinophile also lifted a total of eight X-Wings out of the
Dagobah swamps! This girl is a natural Force wielder!
She gets a Giant Stone Coatl!
sachara is pretty good at poisoning the minds of the
Jedi! She warped Jinn's brain 12 times this month!
Here's an Airshark as a prize for your evil ways!
floralsnow is a pretty good smuggler, taking away 45
tons of contraband and a 4th Strike Pack, so if I ever
have to sneak past blockades, I know who I can hire!
felinophiles alter ego is brave enough to take on an
entire Death Star! She hit that sucker 6 times last
month, not that it did her any good besides winning a
Monthly Collectible!
Felinophile and Lady of Verona are apparently quite
good at picking random numbers in Navigator!
So, according to these figures, Felinophile should be
my new apprentice! The unfortunate circumstance of
this is....I'm allergic to cats! *sigh* Back to the drawing
board! I wish Darth Venomisci would let me know what's
happening on Korriban! That planet and I have a certain
history which I'd much sooner forget!

 

[Darth Daddicus]

7/9/2014

 

[Jason The Acceptable]

And that's pretty much the state we found girffrommars in when the rest of us made it to the entrance to the tomb! Luckily, Kay Donn figured out the combination of the lock based upon some ancient Sith scrawlings on the walls of the catacombs! Help Open The Door so we can all finally find this source of Dark Side energy and make it back home, if we survive!  

[Darth Daddicus]

8/2/14

Darth Venomisci has just recently contacted me with an urgent
matter concerning the future of my Sith temple! It seems as if
though that scoundrel, SS2-SITH LORD is attempting to uncover
that which has been carefully covered up! Um, not that I have
anything in particular to hide, but it just doesn't seem right to me
that after somebody, I'm not saying it was me, went through all
of the trouble it took to bury something deep within a supposed
"inaccessible" tomb, that he just waltzes on in there with the
denizens of my temple and gets closer to finding out secrets
which would be best left unheard. Whatever the danger is, my
apprentice has apparently already fled the scene and that Jedi,
Jinn Parien is going into a complete mental collapse! Listen, folks:
There's no need for you to continue on this mad scheme to uncover
some ancient Sith Dark Side Nexus of power. You have everything
you could possibly desire right here in the temple!
Just ask FFVII Vincent V! He just won a total of four Aquarium Mini-
Monster 4th Strike Packs just for harassing 530 innocent souls in
the bump log contest! I mean, that's 16 whole Mini-Monsters he just
won for that! Who needs more?
Felinophile is a bit distracted this month in her useless pursuit of
Dark Side power on Korriban, but she still found the time to log in
350 bumps for the temple! She gets a whole Prince Enki for that!
Heck, even Queen-tintin scored an Irrawaddy Dolphin just for her
measly 70 bumps! See, why bother with the stupid tomb?!
Simply Keira and Artaesan did an excellent job of blocking a total of
14 attacks by Darth Venomisci before he fled the scene! Do we just
ignore their daring feat of defense? Nope! They both get a 4th Strike
Pack for that!
As a matter of fact, both floralsnow and Nia Phoenix defeated 5 of my
training droids in the Battle Room! Each of them get a Dolphin for
that!
Why hang out with that dang SS2-SITH LORD when you can
hang out with that handsome Jedi, Jason The Acceptable like sachara
does? She lifted 6 X-Wings out of the swamps and won herself a
Giant Stone Coatl!
Felinophile melted Jinn's mind 11 times last semester! It was enough
to sendhim into a psychiatric ward and enough to win herself an
Airshark!
Felinophile also found time to smuggle 40 tons of contraband for
Jabba The Hutt winning a 4th Strike Pack from my temple as well!
With all that's going on right here in the temple, why would anybody
dream of wasting their time trying to unlock some silly tomb door on
Korriban which is obviously locked for very good reasons?

 

[Darth Daddicus]

8/13/2014

To be continued!

 

[Darth Daddicus]

9/4/2014

location, and trying to draw all kinds of unwanted attention!

could make new Halloween bump codes to throw people off

 

[Darth Daddicus]

10/1/14

 

[Darth Daddicus]

10/11/14

 

[Darth Daddicus]

10/18/2014

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[Darth Daddicus]

10/21/14