Announcements

[Darth Daddicus]

10/22/14

 

[Darth Daddicus]

10/31/14

Sign ups begin today! Pick a side and get ready to fling that....um.....food?

 

[Darth Daddicus]

11/2/14

 

[Axton Evajea]

11/9/14

Click the door to follow her!

 

[Darth Daddicus]

12/1/14

 

[Darth Daddicus]

12/9/14

Grab those Reindeer!

 

[Darth Daddicus]

12/16/14

 

[Darth Daddicus]

12/24/14

 

[Darth Daddicus]

12/30/14

Ugh! Too many leftovers were left over from the Sithmas feast! Since I'm so strongly opposed to eating in the cafeteria, and I also wanted to get my money's worth out of those cold cut combos my wife spent hard-earned gold on, I decided to continue eating them well past their expiration date. If it weren't for those dang space heaters I brought in to the temple this year, they would probably have stayed cold and out of the temperature danger zone for a longer period of time. It also doesn't help that I was celebrating the New Year's by tasting some of the member's homemade wines! I don't think they're practicing proper sanitary procedures, if you ask me! Anyway, if you're in the same shape I'm in this New Year's, then you're pretty angry too. As a matter of fact, I'm fighting mad about being this sick! I know how much you people like a good food fight, and this stuff used to be food, so let's do this! Pick a side and sign up for the Partially-Used Food Fight!

 

[Darth Daddicus]

1/1/15

2014 wasn't as bad as it could have been, but I want 2015 to be even better! The training of my evil Sith army is a long process, and I'd like to start enforcing a few rules for the new year to be certain my temple is ship-shape when it comes time to strike!

Rule #1: Do not drink any of Darth Scabrous' homemade moonshine!
Rule #2: Do not attempt to wash the taste out of your mouth after breaking Rule #1 by drinking the liquid in the beaker on Darth Scabrous' lab table!
Rule #3: If you have broken Rules #1 and #2, be sure to make a hasty retreat to the evil Sith bathroom instead of waiting around to see what the effect might be by breaking these rules.
Rule #4: If you wait too long to abide by Rule #3, make sure the door to the laboratory is closed so no hungry animals come in to find out what that warm stuff is you're throwing on the ground.
Rule #5: If you break rules #1 through 4, get out of the laboratory as soon as you can so you do not have to witness the joyful way Darth Scoobadoobacus devours the warm treat you have provided for her. This will only make things worse.
Do your best to abide by these rules, and I'm certain we'll have a most productive year in 2015! Happy New Year!

 

[Darth Daddicus]

1/3/15

 

[Darth Daddicus]

1/17/2015

The mother of my most trusted evil minion, Darth Freddicus, is celebrating a birthday today! Instead of keeping this a private, family affair, I've decided to let all of the members of the temple celebrate with us! Come join our traditional gift taking event and then go to her apartment when she tries to hide with her anguish and tears to wish her a happy birthday! Oh, I know. She'll say she wants to be alone in her suffering, but we all know how much misery loves company.

 

[Darth Daddicus]

2/1/2015

Help These Crazy Lovebirds Or Kill Me Already!

 

[Darth Daddicus]

3/1/2015

Thanks to you folks and your meddling ways, my wife is furious with me about our anniversary! Just so you know, I was planning on doing something for her today, since Gaia's March 1st is Myrkr's February 29th! However, now I have to make up for twice the amount of heartbreak! Fine! That gives me no time to gather your precious meats from the highway, so if you want to eat this month, I suggest you help Axton track down that LepreChlone!

 

[Darth Daddicus]

3/2/2015