Announcements

[Darth Daddicus]

9/23/15

As I was repairing and remodeling, instead of helping me out like all good Jedi are supposed to be famous for doing, Nia Phoenix asked to borrow a screwdriver to fix a knob on her dresser in her apartment. She never brought it back! I used my master key and started going through her things to see if there was anything I wanted to borrow and never return as well when it suddenly occurred to me that today is actually her birthday, so we can all celebrate it the Evil Sith way! Come join our traditional gift taking event and then go to her apartment when she tries to hide with her anguish and tears to wish her a happy birthday! Oh, I know. She'll say she wants to be alone in her suffering, but we all know how much misery loves company.

 

[Darth Daddicus]

10/2/15

 

[Darth Daddicus]

10/14/15

 

[Darth Daddicus]

11/11/15

We need to help these poor innocent little creatures before they become Thanksgiving dinner! Send your applications in to the Kindred Adoption Agency and adopt one of these sweet little animals as your pet so those naughty Sith can't find them!

 

[Darth Daddicus]

12/4/15

 

[Darth Daddicus]

12/8/15

I don't know what I'm going to do with all of these useless toys! WAIT! I know! I'll sell them on JediBay! You folks always seem interested in useless garbage! I'll send them to that Jedi girl and she can post them for sale! I'll be stinking rich! Hey, kids! Go buy my crap!  

[Darth Daddicus]

12/13/15

 

[Darth Daddicus]

12/16/15

Come help me celebrate my tenth year Gaiaversary in style!  

[Darth Daddicus]

12/19/15

 

[Darth Daddicus]

12/25/2015

Help me before it's too late!
Don't let my future be this bright!
Go HERE quickly and help me get this out of my system!

 

[Darth Daddicus]

1/1/16

Dearest members of my Evil Sith Temple,
It is with a heavy heart that I must make this announcement. I have found myself with financial difficulties as of late, and will have to shut off my internet to help make ends meet. That being said, there are still plenty of tanks to play in the guild. Nia, Kay, and Darth Spectrous will still be on crew, however, I am not going to ask them to do what I do in the guild as it is quite time-consuming. The monthly games will be inactive until I am able to return. Darth Abhorra will also be on hand to take care of wrapping her games in the guild up. I'll be back as soon as I possibly can. I'm sorry for springing this on you all of a sudden, but it was an unforeseeable circumstance. I will return, and in the meantime, I'll be working on those IRL prizes for those of you who are trying so hard to earn them.
Love,
Darth Daddicus  

[Darth Daddicus]

2/9/16

Help the Sith CONQUER the galaxy!  

[Axton Evajea]

2/24/16

I'm beginning to think the boss-man has totally forgotten about how special February 29th is! If so, the boss-lady is certain to give him the silent treatment for the next four years to help him jog his memory! However, I think I've figured out a way to distract her from her husband's thoughtlessness! We'll throw a big party celebrating the day for them! If we can make a lot of noise and a big enough mess, she's sure to be distracted! Sign up for the Leap Year / Leap Frog game and let's make some noise! You don't want the boss-man to suffer for his forgetfulness do you? The more people who sign up, the more of a distraction we'll cause! Hop to it! (Oh wow! I told myself I wasn't going to say that, but there it is. How embarrassing.) redface

 

[Darth Daddicus]

2/25/16

Beginning on March 1st, the monthly games will be reopened. As of this post, none of the continuously running games has been checked or scored, but Cleaning Out My Closet and Target Practice will be taken care of before March 1st. If any of you are unfamiliar with the monthly games, I'll give you links. Target Practice is continuously loaded with fish until the last target is shot. JediBay is filled with fish for every day of the month and there is a daily winner every day and a monthly winner for the person who gets the most buys. Cleaning Out My Closet is filled with an assortment of prizes which are given out until they're all gone and refilled when somebody accidentally knocks over a stack of boxes. In the Temple Training Center is what I call the "Monthly Games" because they are continuous, but your score resets on each game at the beginning of each month. In the Temple Training Center are two areas which you can sign up to be either on the Jedi side or the Sith side. Choose wisely, because once you do, you're stuck with it. The only reason you must choose in the first place is because my family is full of crafty individuals who are creating IRL prizes for those who reach certain levels of achievement in their chosen path. The Bump Logs are also counted on a monthly basis. To make things easier, it doesn't matter if you use our images, or some other guild's images or no guild images at all, as long as you are both bumping and grabbing tanks and keeping track of your bumps and grabs will earn you prizes! It's good to be back, folks!  

[Darth Daddicus]

2/29/16