"...and the search concluded without me ever spying the Red Gyrados."
"No sh*t guy, because I was the one who caught it back in Gen 2." I said, unamused. Why the hell did I keep watching these damn documentaries again? Because I thought the guy was going to get attacked by a Gyrados while he played Krookodile Hunter around Lake of Rage, but alas, he wasn't eaten and his sh*tty documentary was aired. What was I doing again? Damn it, another catchy show came on! Ooh, old Professor Dude.
...Oh dear Arceus that was excruciating. Now I hear the furious footsteps of my one and only friend in this backwater town, Beavis, yup here he is, going apeshit over Lake Verity again. "Settle down Beavis, I'll meet you outside in a little while." This seems to have calmed him down for now, better get a move on otherwise I might just spend the entire game in my room watching horrible documentaries.
