BILLY MAZE HERE!

[Lumber Nej]

....Ok... so I'm no Billy Maze, but I'm sure we all want to be in our heart of hearts right? emotion_awesome

I'm new, just call me Ali.
I'm awkward sarcastic and very random, what aliens aren't?
I consider myself a lit-rper, others may not -shrug-
I'm in my twenties and I'm tired of them young bucks running around gaia -shakes cane angerly-

but...

ITS A CHOP-O-MATIC!
It slices and dices your nuts into small peices so you can throw them at birds!
Are you a serial killer?
NO PROBLEM
We have a chop-o-matic 5000 that is big enough for body parts!
Don't delay call now!

 

[ThisEmptySoul]

Ali Ein

It slices and dices your nuts into small peices so you can throw them at birds!

gonk
I like my nuts just fine right where they are, thank you gonk  

[Lumber Nej]

ThisEmptySoul

gonk
I like my nuts just fine right where they are, thank you gonk

You must get squeamish around Christmas time too, all those open fires emotion_c8

 

[ThisEmptySoul]

Ali Ein

You must get squeamish around Christmas time too, all those open fires emotion_c8

Between that and being hit on by Jack Frost, I'd say yes... very much so.  

[Wretched Soul]

Young bucks, where? twisted

The other Soul understands about the ladies in these parts. emo
Nuts are not safe around the lasses.  

[Kairanha]

It's exactly for that reason that I disguise myself. That and the clothes on this side are so pretty. emotion_kirakira  

[Officer Hot-Pants]

Frankly I'd rather be Obi-Wan Kenobi, but to each their own. Hello.