| What's grosser than gross? |
| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 2, 9
Total: 15 (3-36)
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Regina De Corazon Darth Verum Interius Regina De Corazon Regina De Corazon Darth Verum Interius Regina De Corazon Well howdy pard'ner! Allemande left and and I stick a thermal detonator on it as we part! Square dance was certainly it's most explosive dance... Regina 250 Droid 0 It's dancing days are over! New droid hit by parts of it's exploding predecessor 165
Regina De Corazon = 250
Droid = 165
I use the force to turn the missile back at the droid. Ok I think I need some help with this dice issue! Regina 250 Droid 80
Regina De Corazon = 80
Droid = 80
Nice trick Droid! I give the droid a hug as the glue begins to set. sad You absolutely Ruined my dress and hair!!!!
The droid wants to let the girl know that it has deep commitment issues for it has fallen in love with meatbags in the past and it has always ended up with a broken energy core. It doesn't want the girl to have to go through the tremendous amount of emotional pain that rejection can cause meatbags, so it goes for an overhead strike to put her out of her misery.
Regina De Corazon = 80
Droid = 80
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 4, 4
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:00 am
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Fred66 Darth Verum Interius Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFlying lesson over. Dive bombs the droid. Fred 250 Droid 195
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 195
Fred 195 Droid 195
The droid goes for the last-ditch-effort attack of firing poisonous darts out of its chassis.
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 30
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 4-sided dice:
2, 1, 4
Total: 7 (3-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:01 am
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sachara Darth Verum Interius sachara Darth Verum Interius The droid jabs at the girl with a screwdriver.
Sachara = 110
Droid = 40
Sachara = 110 Droid = 0
Sachara = 215
Droid = 215
Sachara = 215 Droid = 145
The droid can't seem to straighten and smooth the girl's skin adequately enough with the belt sander, so it uses a sharp plane to straighten and level the rounded parts.
Sachara = 145
Droid = 145
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 3, 8
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:03 am
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 5, 4
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:05 am
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 8, 8
Total: 19 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:10 am
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 2, 2
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 8:50 am
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Darth Verum Interius Fred66 Darth Verum Interius Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFlying lesson over. Dive bombs the droid. Fred 250 Droid 195
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 195
Fred 195 Droid 195
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 30
A strong wind lifts them up and spins them in the wrong direction.
Fred 140
Droid 30
The droid is no more.
Shame they missed the new droid.
Fred 250
Droid 250 |
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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice:
1, 3, 1
Total: 5 (3-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:26 pm
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Darth Verum Interius sachara Darth Verum Interius sachara Darth Verum Interius The droid jabs at the girl with a screwdriver.
Sachara = 110
Droid = 40
Sachara = 110 Droid = 0
Sachara = 215
Droid = 215
Sachara = 215 Droid = 145
Sachara = 145
Droid = 145
Sachara = 145
Droid = 110 |
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 2, 1
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:34 pm
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Darth Verum Interius Esme Marie Cullen MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPNew session Esme=250 Droid=250
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 250
Esme slashes a peak in the droid’s fuel tank.
Esme=140
Droid=250-55=195 |
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AngelMuerto rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 4, 8
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 4:54 am
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Queentintin Darth Verum Interius Queentintin I shall attack you with me Pumpkins! and defeat you I shall!
new battle medium droid, on now!
Queentintin=250
Droid-140! 2 hits take that!
Queentintin = 195
Droid = 30
Morning, good time for a battle! my knees now huh, attacks back, going for its mechanical jugglelar lol 2 hits! =) take that!
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 8, 4
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 4:56 am
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Queentintin Darth Verum Interius Queentintin I shall attack you with me Pumpkins! and defeat you I shall!
new battle medium droid, on now!
Queentintin=250
Droid-140!2 hits take that!
Queentintin = 195
Droid = 30
Morning, good time for a battle! my knees now huh, attacks back, going for its mechanical jugglelar lol 2 hits! =) take that!
The droid frantically slashes as it begins to shut down from the abuse the girl has put it through.
Queentintin = 140
Droid = 30
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 8
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 4:58 am
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Fred66 Darth Verum Interius Fred66 Darth Verum Interius Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFlying lesson over. Dive bombs the droid. Fred 250 Droid 195
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 195
Fred 195 Droid 195
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 30
A strong wind lifts them up and spins them in the wrong direction. Fred 140 Droid 30 The droid is no more. Shame they missed the new droid. Fred 250 Droid 250
The droid lobs a thermal detonator at the girl.
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 250
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 4-sided dice:
1, 4, 4
Total: 9 (3-12)
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 4:59 am
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sachara Darth Verum Interius sachara Darth Verum Interius The droid uses a belt sander on the girl's face.
Sachara = 215
Droid = 215
Sachara = 215 Droid = 145
Sachara = 145
Droid = 145
Sachara = 145 Droid = 110
The droid begins pasting the girl over with plaster.
Sachara = 75
Droid = 110
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 3, 5
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 5:01 am
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Esme Marie Cullen Darth Verum Interius Esme Marie Cullen MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPNew session Esme=250 Droid=250
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 250
Esme slashes a peak in the droid’s fuel tank. Esme=140 Droid=250-55=195
The droid zips away to repair itself and throws a thermal detonator toward the girl to keep her back while it attends to its repairs.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 195
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