| What's grosser than gross? |
| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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13% |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 6, 1
Total: 15 (3-24)
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 Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 5:02 am
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 6, 8
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:46 am
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Darth Verum Interius Queentintin Darth Verum Interius Queentintin I shall attack you with me Pumpkins! and defeat you I shall!
new battle medium droid, on now!
Queentintin=250
Droid-140! 2 hits take that!
Queentintin = 195
Droid = 30
Morning, good time for a battle! my knees now huh, attacks back, going for its mechanical jugglelar lol 2 hits! =) take that!
Queentintin = 140
Droid = 0 well droid dissapates away!
yes such horrible abuse, yee shall drown in oil lol
2 hits! take that! |
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Regina De Corazon rolled 3 12-sided dice:
6, 9, 10
Total: 25 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 11:31 am
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Darth Verum Interius Regina De Corazon Darth Verum Interius Regina De Corazon Regina De Corazon I use the force to turn the missile back at the droid. Ok I think I need some help with this dice issue! Regina 250 Droid 80
Regina De Corazon = 80
Droid = 80
Nice trick Droid! I give the droid a hug as the glue begins to set. sad You absolutely Ruined my dress and hair!!!!
Regina De Corazon = 80
Droid = 80
That's so thoughtful of you, I say softly to the droid as ignite my lightsaber through it's energy core and slip out of my ruined dress.
Droid=Dead of a broken energy core
Regina= Still pissed about my dress! |
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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice:
2, 4, 3
Total: 9 (3-12)
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:50 pm
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Darth Verum Interius sachara Darth Verum Interius sachara Darth Verum Interius The droid uses a belt sander on the girl's face.
Sachara = 215
Droid = 215
Sachara = 215 Droid = 145
Sachara = 145
Droid = 145
Sachara = 145 Droid = 110
Sachara = 75
Droid = 110
Sachara=75
Droid =5 |
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 8, 1
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:06 pm
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Darth Verum Interius Esme Marie Cullen Darth Verum Interius Esme Marie Cullen MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPNew session Esme=250 Droid=250
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 250
Esme slashes a peak in the droid’s fuel tank. Esme=140 Droid=250-55=195
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 195
Esme clobbers the droid with an extra large pipe wrench found behind some pipe on a shelf. Then, she jams it into it’s axle. The droid’s motor continues to run and overheats.
Esme=30
Droid=195-55-55=85 |
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AngelMuerto rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 1, 3
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 10:23 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 10:25 pm
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 1 8-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-8)
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:21 am
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Queentintin Darth Verum Interius Queentintin Darth Verum Interius Queentintin I shall attack you with me Pumpkins! and defeat you I shall!
new battle medium droid, on now!
Queentintin=250
Droid-140!2 hits take that!
Queentintin = 195
Droid = 30
Morning, good time for a battle! my knees now huh, attacks back, going for its mechanical jugglelar lol 2 hits! =) take that!
Queentintin = 140
Droid = 0 well droid dissapates away!
yes such horrible abuse, yee shall drown in oil lol 2 hits! take that!
The droid backs away as the girl hits it. It pulls out a blaster and fires at her from a distance.
Queentintin = 195
Droid = 195
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:23 am
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Regina De Corazon Darth Verum Interius Regina De Corazon Darth Verum Interius Regina De Corazon Regina De Corazon I use the force to turn the missile back at the droid. Ok I think I need some help with this dice issue! Regina 250 Droid 80
Regina De Corazon = 80
Droid = 80
Nice trick Droid! I give the droid a hug as the glue begins to set. sad You absolutely Ruined my dress and hair!!!!
Regina De Corazon = 80
Droid = 80
That's so thoughtful of you, I say softly to the droid as ignite my lightsaber through it's energy core and slip out of my ruined dress. Droid=Dead of a broken energy core Regina= Still pissed about my dress!
Nice work! Clothes are overrated anyway, Regina. Who needs 'em? Pick another droid and start tearing it apart! |
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 2, 4
Total: 9 (3-12)
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:24 am
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sachara Darth Verum Interius sachara Darth Verum Interius The droid can't seem to straighten and smooth the girl's skin adequately enough with the belt sander, so it uses a sharp plane to straighten and level the rounded parts.
Sachara = 145
Droid = 145
Sachara = 145 Droid = 110
Sachara = 75
Droid = 110
Sachara=75 Droid =5
The droid releases its last-ditch-effort poisonous gas as it begins to shut down.
Sachara = It paid off! The droid drags the body to the infirmary.
Droid = 5
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 5, 3
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:25 am
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Esme Marie Cullen Darth Verum Interius Esme Marie Cullen Darth Verum Interius Esme Marie Cullen MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPNew session Esme=250 Droid=250
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 250
Esme slashes a peak in the droid’s fuel tank. Esme=140 Droid=250-55=195
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 195
Esme clobbers the droid with an extra large pipe wrench found behind some pipe on a shelf. Then, she jams it into it’s axle. The droid’s motor continues to run and overheats. Esme=30 Droid=195-55-55=85
The droid pulls out its overheating power cell and tosses it at the girl before it explodes.
Esme Marie Cullen =
Pretty little thing, let me light your candle
'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle now, yes, I am
Droid = 85
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 1, 4
Total: 6 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:27 am
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 6, 2
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:30 am
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scream Darth Verum Interius Fred66 Darth Verum Interius Fred66 Darth Verum Interius Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFlying lesson over. Dive bombs the droid. Fred 250 Droid 195
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 195
Fred 195 Droid 195
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 30
A strong wind lifts them up and spins them in the wrong direction. Fred 140 Droid 30 The droid is no more. Shame they missed the new droid. Fred 250 Droid 250
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 250
Took a while to recover from the thermal detonators. Bursts the droid's eardrums with my screaming. scream scream
Fred 140
Droid 195
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Regina De Corazon rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 3, 2
Total: 6 (3-36)
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 6, 7
Total: 17 (3-24)
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