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10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can!
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor!
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 7, 1 Total: 16 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:51 am
Felinophile
I grab another droid from the assembly line and tries to teach it how to break dance.
Felinophile = 250
Droid = 195


The droid swings a baseball bat at the woman's knees to try to teach her how it break dances.
Felinophile = 140
Droid = 195
 
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 3, 4 Total: 10 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:13 am
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Picks on another droid.

Fred 250
Droid 250


The droid starts throwing shurikens at the girl.
Fred66 = 85
Droid = 250


Ducks, dives and rolls into the droid.

Fred 85
Droid 140


The droid practices its Kung Fu moves on the girl.
Fre66 = 30
Droid = 140


Karate chops at the droid's head.

Fred 30
Droid 140  

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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 8, 2, 11 Total: 21 (3-36)


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:30 am
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Queentintin
lol lemon fresh , funny! =)

new droid battle hard one, xd

Queentintin=250
Droid=165! adjusted xd

gets ready to kung fu the droid lol 1 hit! got ya!


The droid downloads a Jeet Kune Do program and practices its newly-acquired skills on the girl.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80


that seems to have worked out well for you =) lets see what I can do ^^ got 1 hit, were tied!


The droid takes a hint from the girl and grabs a roll of electrifying rope. It wraps the girl up and plugs it in.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = null


she cuts her way out, with special wire cutters lol

and gets out, 2 hits! my friend your droid's out of commission! lol


The new droid gets hit in the head with a piece of the previous droid's exploding body. It picks up one of the arms from the previous droid and swings it at the girl's face.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 80


* I walk in * and deflect the droids' flying body part! comes out swinging, with her old school mace, and chain armor to protect myself, and throws a detonator its way while its busy and distracted!

1 hit! yahoo lol  
Felinophile rolled 3 8-sided dice: 6, 6, 8 Total: 20 (3-24)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:39 am
DD-SCRAPS
Felinophile
I grab another droid from the assembly line and tries to teach it how to break dance.
Felinophile = 250
Droid = 195


The droid swings a baseball bat at the woman's knees to try to teach her how it break dances.
Felinophile = 140
Droid = 195


HEY! scream I just got through paying off these knees! I pull out my cigarette lighter and turn it all the way up to blowtorch level.
Felinophile = 140
Droid = 30
 

Felinophile

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 6, 3 Total: 13 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:44 am
Fred66
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Fred66
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Picks on another droid.

Fred 250
Droid 250


The droid starts throwing shurikens at the girl.
Fred66 = 85
Droid = 250


Ducks, dives and rolls into the droid.

Fred 85
Droid 140


The droid practices its Kung Fu moves on the girl.
Fre66 = 30
Droid = 140


Karate chops at the droid's head.

Fred 30
Droid 140


As the meatbag prepares to say its prayers, the droid ignites a lightsaber and slashes her knees off.
Fred66 = That saves a lot of money on shoes!
Droid = 140
 
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 4, 12, 7 Total: 23 (3-36)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:46 am
Queentintin
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Queentintin
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Queentintin


that seems to have worked out well for you =) lets see what I can do ^^ got 1 hit, were tied!


The droid takes a hint from the girl and grabs a roll of electrifying rope. It wraps the girl up and plugs it in.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = null


she cuts her way out, with special wire cutters lol

and gets out, 2 hits! my friend your droid's out of commission! lol


The new droid gets hit in the head with a piece of the previous droid's exploding body. It picks up one of the arms from the previous droid and swings it at the girl's face.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 80


* I walk in * and deflect the droids' flying body part! comes out swinging, with her old school mace, and chain armor to protect myself, and throws a detonator its way while its busy and distracted!

1 hit! yahoo lol


The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's attack. It desperately tries to defend itself by firing a missile from a hidden compartment in its arm.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 80
 

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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 7, 1, 7 Total: 15 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:54 am
Felinophile
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Felinophile
I grab another droid from the assembly line and tries to teach it how to break dance.
Felinophile = 250
Droid = 195


The droid swings a baseball bat at the woman's knees to try to teach her how it break dances.
Felinophile = 140
Droid = 195


HEY! scream I just got through paying off these knees! I pull out my cigarette lighter and turn it all the way up to blowtorch level.
Felinophile = 140
Droid = 30


The droid activates its self-destruct mechanism as it zips closer to the woman.
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 30
 
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 12, 12, 5 Total: 29 (3-36)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 12:07 pm
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Queentintin
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Queentintin
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Queentintin


that seems to have worked out well for you =) lets see what I can do ^^ got 1 hit, were tied!


The droid takes a hint from the girl and grabs a roll of electrifying rope. It wraps the girl up and plugs it in.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = null


she cuts her way out, with special wire cutters lol

and gets out, 2 hits! my friend your droid's out of commission! lol


The new droid gets hit in the head with a piece of the previous droid's exploding body. It picks up one of the arms from the previous droid and swings it at the girl's face.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 80


* I walk in * and deflect the droids' flying body part! comes out swinging, with her old school mace, and chain armor to protect myself, and throws a detonator its way while its busy and distracted!

1 hit! yahoo lol


The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's attack. It desperately tries to defend itself by firing a missile from a hidden compartment in its arm.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = NULL and VOID!


*the girl* hopes to deflect his little missile! lol and does, she blows it away , and its missile! it comes to pieces, all over the floor!  


Queentintin


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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 7, 6 Total: 15 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:30 pm
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Esme Marie Cullen
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Esme Marie Cullen

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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP
New session

The droid activates its poisonous gas dispenser as it begins to slowly sputter and expire.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 30

Esme 🔨 hammers a spike through the droid’s cpu and it collapses. Esme opts for another normal droid to continue practice with. Swish-swish with the light saber and the droid is limbless.
Esme=30
Droid=30-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250-55-55=140


The droid is rather miffed that it was interrupted from watching its favorite shows by some mad woman with an appendage fetish of some sort. It uses its laser eyes to back her off.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 140

Esme smashes into the droid and the droid collapses.
Esme=195
Droid=140-55=85
Disregard next 2 posts - duplicates


The droid extends a cattle prod out of its chassis to prevent the girl from getting any closer.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 85

Esme yanks on the droid’s left appendage and twists so that the laser burns a hole through it’s circuits. Next, she twists it upward and damaged the processor.
Esme=140
Droid=85-55-55=scrap  
Felinophile rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 4, 3 Total: 9 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:56 am
DD-SCRAPS
Felinophile
DD-SCRAPS
Felinophile
I grab another droid from the assembly line and tries to teach it how to break dance.
Felinophile = 250
Droid = 195


The droid swings a baseball bat at the woman's knees to try to teach her how it break dances.
Felinophile = 140
Droid = 195


HEY! scream I just got through paying off these knees! I pull out my cigarette lighter and turn it all the way up to blowtorch level.
Felinophile = 140
Droid = 30


The droid activates its self-destruct mechanism as it zips closer to the woman.
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 30


With her last bit of energy, the woman kicks out at the droid.
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 30
 

Felinophile

DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 12-sided dice: 10, 12 Total: 22 (2-24)

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:05 am
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
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Queentintin


she cuts her way out, with special wire cutters lol

and gets out, 2 hits! my friend your droid's out of commission! lol


The new droid gets hit in the head with a piece of the previous droid's exploding body. It picks up one of the arms from the previous droid and swings it at the girl's face.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 80


* I walk in * and deflect the droids' flying body part! comes out swinging, with her old school mace, and chain armor to protect myself, and throws a detonator its way while its busy and distracted!

1 hit! yahoo lol


The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's attack. It desperately tries to defend itself by firing a missile from a hidden compartment in its arm.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = NULL and VOID!


*the girl* hopes to deflect his little missile! lol and does, she blows it away , and its missile! it comes to pieces, all over the floor!


The new droid is hit with a hunk of shrapnel before it pulls out a plasma whip and cracks it at the girl.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 165
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:06 am
Esme Marie Cullen
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Esme Marie Cullen
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Esme Marie Cullen

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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP
New session

The droid activates its poisonous gas dispenser as it begins to slowly sputter and expire.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 30

Esme 🔨 hammers a spike through the droid’s cpu and it collapses. Esme opts for another normal droid to continue practice with. Swish-swish with the light saber and the droid is limbless.
Esme=30
Droid=30-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250-55-55=140


The droid is rather miffed that it was interrupted from watching its favorite shows by some mad woman with an appendage fetish of some sort. It uses its laser eyes to back her off.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 140

Esme smashes into the droid and the droid collapses.
Esme=195
Droid=140-55=85
Disregard next 2 posts - duplicates


The droid extends a cattle prod out of its chassis to prevent the girl from getting any closer.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 85

Esme yanks on the droid’s left appendage and twists so that the laser burns a hole through it’s circuits. Next, she twists it upward and damaged the processor.
Esme=140
Droid=85-55-55=scrap

Congratulations, Meatbag! Pick another droid and *BRZZZT! begin again!  

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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 3, 6 Total: 13 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:26 am
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Esme emerges from the stock room with her chosen droid and spins it wildly, lets go and sees it flung into a tub of water with parts cleaner.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55=195  
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 7, 6 Total: 17 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:36 am
Felinophile
DD-SCRAPS
Felinophile
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Felinophile
I grab another droid from the assembly line and tries to teach it how to break dance.
Felinophile = 250
Droid = 195


The droid swings a baseball bat at the woman's knees to try to teach her how it break dances.
Felinophile = 140
Droid = 195


HEY! scream I just got through paying off these knees! I pull out my cigarette lighter and turn it all the way up to blowtorch level.
Felinophile = 140
Droid = 30


The droid activates its self-destruct mechanism as it zips closer to the woman.
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 30


With her last bit of energy, the woman kicks out at the droid.
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 30


The droid fires a poisonous dart at the woman.
Felinophile = You look like a reverse porcupine.
Droid = 30
 

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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 6, 3, 7 Total: 16 (3-24)

Fred66

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:29 am
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Finds a droid that likes shoes.

Fred 250
Droid 140  
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