| What's grosser than gross? |
| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 5, 5
Total: 14 (3-36)
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin a lance, had forgotten the word lol new battle hard, brings our army artillery lol Queentintin=250 Droid=165 1 hit yes!
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80!
oo, lets do our Shogun! here we go! 1 hit! hehe tied now!
Queentintin = I hope you enjoyed the show on your way out!
Droid = 80
lol! sure did! lets begin a new adventure, with smarts we can beat this droid!
Queentintin=250
Droid=250 |
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Felinophile rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 5, 6
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:31 am
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DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile I swing a baseball bat on top of the new droid's head.
Felinophile = 250
Droid = 195
Felinophile = 85
Droid = 195
Felinophile = 85
Droid = 195
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 195
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 30
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 30
The arm isn't big enough to cause me any harm, but as long as it's in my mouth, I'm going to bite it off. And then I'll spit the remnants onto the next droid!
Felinophile = 250
Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 7, 2
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:57 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:58 am
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Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP
Esme advances, wildly slashing the droid.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55-55=140
Esme Marie Cullen = 250
Droid = 140
Esme ignites her lightsaber and punctures the droid’s fuel tank. Esme=140 Droid=140-55=85
Esme borrows a flame thrower and melts the droid’s wiring into a gooey mess. Next, Esme loosens the bolts attaching the droid’s cpu. The droid collapses into a heap.
Esme=140
Droid=85-55-55=scrap
Congratulations, Meatbag! You've taken the *BRZZZT! lead! Be certain to secure it by choosing another droid today. |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
3, 1, 9
Total: 13 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:59 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin a lance, had forgotten the word lol new battle hard, brings our army artillery lol Queentintin=250 Droid=165 1 hit yes!
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80!
oo, lets do our Shogun! here we go! 1 hit! hehe tied now!
Queentintin = I hope you enjoyed the show on your way out!
Droid = 80
lol! sure did! lets begin a new adventure, with smarts we can beat this droid! Queentintin=250 Droid=250
The droid attempts to make it easier for the girl to use her brains by removing them from her skull and placing them in her hands.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 2, 2
Total: 6 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 9:00 am
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Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile I move in closer so the droid can't hurt me with the laws darts and I start banging on its head with the baseball bat.
Felinophile = 85
Droid = 195
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 195
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 30
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 30
Felinophile = 250
Droid = 140
The droid is disgusted by the woman's disregard for spreading her germs with her spittle. The droid welds an iron mask over the woman's breathing holes.
Felinophile = 250
Droid = 140
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 2, 8
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 7, 9
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:16 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin a lance, had forgotten the word lol new battle hard, brings our army artillery lol Queentintin=250 Droid=165 1 hit yes!
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80!
lol oh no no labotomy here lol fights back, heres a little detonator, then swipes towrads its head with her lightsaber, you wont be needing that anymore lol oo, lets do our Shogun! here we go! 1 hit! hehe tied now!
Queentintin = I hope you enjoyed the show on your way out!
Droid = 80
lol! sure did! lets begin a new adventure, with smarts we can beat this droid! Queentintin=250 Droid=250
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
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Felinophile rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 6, 5
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 5:03 am
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DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile I move in closer so the droid can't hurt me with the laws darts and I start banging on its head with the baseball bat.
Felinophile = 85
Droid = 195
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 195
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 30
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 30
Felinophile = 250
Droid = 140
Felinophile = 250
Droid = 140
Didn't work, did it, bolt-brain! How do you think I was able to chew that other droid's arm off?! I have platinum dentures! I'll bite your arm off as well!
Felinophile = 250
Droid = Who needs the cafeteria when this room is feeding me such tasty droids?!
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 5, 1
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 5:58 am
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 8, 11
Total: 21 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:01 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol oh no no labotomy here lol fights back, heres a little detonator, then swipes towrads its head with her lightsaber, you wont be needing that anymore lol oo, lets do our Shogun! here we go! 1 hit! hehe tied now!
Queentintin = I hope you enjoyed the show on your way out!
Droid = 80
lol! sure did! lets begin a new adventure, with smarts we can beat this droid! Queentintin=250 Droid=250
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
The droid realizes pulls out an electrobaton and spins it madly as it approaches the girl.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:02 am
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Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile Maybe I'll just activate my self-destruct mechanism and see how the droid likes a taste of its own medicine.
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 30
Felinophile = 30
Droid = 30
Felinophile = 250
Droid = 140
Felinophile = 250
Droid = 140
Felinophile = 250
Droid = Who needs the cafeteria when this room is feeding me such tasty droids?!
Congratulations, meatbag! Pick another droid and *BRZZZT! begin the dismantling procedure again. |
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
10, 3, 2
Total: 15 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:04 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol oh no no labotomy here lol fights back, heres a little detonator, then swipes towrads its head with her lightsaber, you wont be needing that anymore lol oo, lets do our Shogun! here we go! 1 hit! hehe tied now!
Queentintin = I hope you enjoyed the show on your way out!
Droid = 80
lol! sure did! lets begin a new adventure, with smarts we can beat this droid! Queentintin=250 Droid=250
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
morning SCRAPS! dodges the electrobaton lol yes 1 hit! |
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 6, 5
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:17 am
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 7, 3
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:39 am
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