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| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 3, 2
Total: 12 (3-36)
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Naturally, those initials wouldn't stick, as a living human tree can mend itself in ways that actual trees can't, including around the trunk. Also, you didn't take points off the droid after Woody landed that hit in last time. That was a solid 12 for lichens in the mechanism.
Woody = 165
Droid = 165
Just because those are wooden beads doesn't mean Woody is bothered by it. On the contrary, the beads in their twiggy hair are ALSO carved from their own wood and carefully hand-painted. But perhaps the beads from that abacus will come loose and help destroy the bot, so Woody grabs it and swings away.
Woody = 80
Droid = 165
beavers might make a nice stew for the prince, and warm hats as well. Of course Woody is too kind to hurt them so they just trap them in a cage, then go for the droid's torso (after all, it's not alive and can't actually feel pain.) 10, 11, 12
Woody = 80
Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 12, 5
Total: 24 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 5:10 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin that's good, weed me lol she gets a hedge cutter ready =)
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
lol nono let's fight!
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
ok let's finish this droid lol
The girl is trying to finish the droid, but the droid is just getting started. It does a somersault over the girl and plunges the lightsaber blade into her spine.
Queentintin = FINISHED!
Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 6, 11
Total: 26 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 5:17 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Just because those are wooden beads doesn't mean Woody is bothered by it. On the contrary, the beads in their twiggy hair are ALSO carved from their own wood and carefully hand-painted. But perhaps the beads from that abacus will come loose and help destroy the bot, so Woody grabs it and swings away.
Woody = 80
Droid = 165
beavers might make a nice stew for the prince, and warm hats as well. Of course Woody is too kind to hurt them so they just trap them in a cage, then go for the droid's torso (after all, it's not alive and can't actually feel pain.) 10, 11, 12
Woody = 80
Droid = 80
Woody is incapable of screaming, also their audio reception works in the form of feeling vibrations through their upper branches. Still jarring but nowhere near as piercing as it is on humanoid ears. They lash back out with these branches.
The droid finds a set of prototype programmable nanobot termites on the internet. It sends them at the creature. As soon as they burrow a deep enough hole, the droid comes in quick and inserts a thermal detonator into the opening.
Woody = Finally! Something that worked!
Droid = 80
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
12, 5, 9
Total: 26 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:20 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin that's good, weed me lol she gets a hedge cutter ready =)
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
lol nono let's fight!
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
ok let's finish this droid lol
Queentintin = FINISHED!
Droid = 80
oh no what ever will I do! lol ok a new battle begins hard, let's get it on droid!
One hit!
Queentintin=250
Droid-= 185 |
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Ultrabord rolled 3 100-sided dice:
14, 79, 88
Total: 181 (3-300)
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:42 am
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Just because those are wooden beads doesn't mean Woody is bothered by it. On the contrary, the beads in their twiggy hair are ALSO carved from their own wood and carefully hand-painted. But perhaps the beads from that abacus will come loose and help destroy the bot, so Woody grabs it and swings away.
Woody = 80
Droid = 165
beavers might make a nice stew for the prince, and warm hats as well. Of course Woody is too kind to hurt them so they just trap them in a cage, then go for the droid's torso (after all, it's not alive and can't actually feel pain.) 10, 11, 12
Woody = 80
Droid = 80
Woody is incapable of screaming, also their audio reception works in the form of feeling vibrations through their upper branches. Still jarring but nowhere near as piercing as it is on humanoid ears. They lash back out with these branches.
Woody = Finally! Something that worked!
Droid = 80
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 3, 3
Total: 10 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:44 am
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 5, 8
Total: 24 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:08 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid drops down and slashes at the girl's knees.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
ok let's finish this droid lol
Queentintin = FINISHED!
Droid = 80
oh no what ever will I do! lol ok a new battle begins hard, let's get it on droid! One hit! Queentintin=250 Droid-= 185
The droid removes it's forearm and replaces it with an elongated buzzsaw attachment. It slashes at the girl as it moves in quick and close.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 3, 12
Total: 17 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:10 am
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 6, 4
Total: 15 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:54 pm
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord whoops, wrong dice, rerolling. DD-SCRAPS (more like Dumb Dice - CRAPS)
Woody = 165
Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 7, 11
Total: 26 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:26 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord whoops, wrong dice, rerolling. DD-SCRAPS (more like Dumb Dice - CRAPS)
Woody = 165
Droid = 250
This time Woody focuses on attacking instead of thinking of lovely nicknames for the robots. Unfortunately these attacks all hit parts of the robot that don't break.
The droid processes the creature's attacks and decides they were attempting to tickle the droid. How peculiar. The droid has a temporary processing meltdown because the creature was supposed to be aggressive and now it seems to be docile and playful. In its state of confusion, the droid attempts to tickle the creature in return. However, it forgot to change its arms from buzzsaws to something more playful.
Woody = 80
Droid = 250
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
6, 6, 6
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:10 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid drops down and slashes at the girl's knees.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
ok let's finish this droid lol
Queentintin = FINISHED!
Droid = 80
oh no what ever will I do! lol ok a new battle begins hard, let's get it on droid! One hit! Queentintin=250 Droid-= 185
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
ahh the girl needs a shield! |
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 12, 5
Total: 19 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:34 pm
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 9, 1
Total: 12 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:21 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin ok let's finish this droid lol
Queentintin = FINISHED!
Droid = 80
oh no what ever will I do! lol ok a new battle begins hard, let's get it on droid! One hit! Queentintin=250 Droid-= 185
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
ahh the girl needs a shield!
The droid looks at the girl's dice roll and decides she needs a circle of salt drawn around her to protect itself. The droid then performs a ritual which draws a demon droid up through the circle to face the girl inside.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 9, 1
Total: 11 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:22 am
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
10, 11, 1
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 6:35 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin ok let's finish this droid lol
Queentintin = FINISHED!
Droid = 80
oh no what ever will I do! lol ok a new battle begins hard, let's get it on droid! One hit! Queentintin=250 Droid-= 185
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
ahh the girl needs a shield!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
oh no a demon droid, we must make it hurt, destroy it! must have a magic crystal to pull out! just wait!
it worked I hit it!
Queentintin= 165
Droid= 80 |
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