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| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 1, 2
Total: 6 (3-12)
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 Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:44 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "Did you know you're the first one to get the Wizard of Oz reference? Did you know this is also just a hologram of a body and not a real body so I don't take any real damage, only the mask does?" The person behind the curtain will appear... later. Specifically when bootleg R2-D2 #1 is destroyed.
Fraudulent Wizard = 75
Droid = 145
A Rabbit Burglar Instead of a Cat Burglar? = I didn't even ask you to pull my non-existent finger.
Droid = 40
The droid produces a mechanical protrusion in which resides a spinning buzz saw. It slashes at the REAL hands.
La Masquerade = 180
Droid = 180
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 1
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:45 am
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sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid lobs a thermal detonator toward the girl.
Sachara = 85
Droid = 140
sachara = 85 droid = 30
Sachara = 30
Droid = 30
The girl runs and destroys the droid.
The new droid comes zipping in a bit too soon and is hit in the CPU housing with an explosive bit of shrapnel from the previous droid. It backs away and pulls out a blaster which it fires at the girl.
Sachara = 195
Droid = 140
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Ultrabord rolled 3 4-sided dice:
1, 1, 4
Total: 6 (3-12)
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:25 am
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "Did you know you're the first one to get the Wizard of Oz reference? Did you know this is also just a hologram of a body and not a real body so I don't take any real damage, only the mask does?" The person behind the curtain will appear... later. Specifically when bootleg R2-D2 #1 is destroyed.
Fraudulent Wizard = 75
Droid = 145
A Rabbit Burglar Instead of a Cat Burglar? = I didn't even ask you to pull my non-existent finger.
Droid = 40
La Masquerade = 180
Droid = 180
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 6, 4
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:13 pm
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DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid lobs a thermal detonator toward the girl.
Sachara = 85
Droid = 140
sachara = 85 droid = 30
Sachara = 30
Droid = 30
The girl runs and destroys the droid.
Sachara = 195
Droid = 140
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:14 pm
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sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid is nearly decimated. As it lies on the ground in a pile of its own rubble, it ignites its lightsaber and slashes at the girl's feet.
Sachara = 30
Droid = 30
The girl runs and destroys the droid.
Sachara = 195
Droid = 140
sachara = 195
droid = 95 |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 1, 8
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:01 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin I see lol the girl retaliates, and uses her kung foo, flies over to uppercut the droid in mid air! 2 hits! take that!
Queentintin = That's going to require several million stitches.
Droid = 80
darn new battle!
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
my insolence lol funny, she counter attacks, take this , lightsaber time!
The droid wonders why the girl is bothering to count her attacks when neither of them have done damage to each other. The droid then tries to change that by flying jump-kicking her in the chin.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice:
1, 3, 3
Total: 7 (3-12)
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:03 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "Did you know this sword can easily slice through any bot? Did you know I stole it from a Mandalorian?"
A Rabbit Burglar Instead of a Cat Burglar? = I didn't even ask you to pull my non-existent finger.
Droid = 40
La Masquerade = 180
Droid = 180
She uncreatively slashes with the burning sword again.
The droid pulls a stunt by letting loose of the bozz saw as it flings it toward their opponent.
Ebbing Jokester = 110
Droid = 145
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 1, 3
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:05 am
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sachara sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid is nearly decimated. As it lies on the ground in a pile of its own rubble, it ignites its lightsaber and slashes at the girl's feet.
Sachara = 30
Droid = 30
The girl runs and destroys the droid.
Sachara = 195
Droid = 140
sachara = 195 droid = 85
The droid throws an electronet over the girl as it tries to escape her attacks.
Sachara = 195
Droid = 85
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Ultrabord rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 3, 4
Total: 10 (3-12)
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 11:02 am
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "Did you know this sword can easily slice through any bot? Did you know I stole it from a Mandalorian?"
A Rabbit Burglar Instead of a Cat Burglar? = I didn't even ask you to pull my non-existent finger.
Droid = 40
La Masquerade = 180
Droid = 180
She uncreatively slashes with the burning sword again.
Ebbing Jokester = 110
Droid = 145
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 4, 3
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 3:28 pm
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DD-SCRAPS sachara sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara The girl runs and destroys the droid.
Sachara = 195
Droid = 140
sachara = 195 droid = 85
Sachara = 195
Droid = 85
sachara =195
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice:
2, 3, 2
Total: 7 (3-12)
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Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 5:39 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "Burglar? Yes, I've been a thief most of my life. Although I guess I can't expect remote attacks to be even REMOTELY effective. Good thing I have a backup mask because that one's been liquified. Time to try again with my REAL hands."
La Masquerade = 180
Droid = 180
She uncreatively slashes with the burning sword again.
Ebbing Jokester = 110
Droid = 145
The droid is still functional, but barely. It pulls out a claw-hammer and swings at the creatures bulbous head.
Heartless Insulting Fakester = 5
Droid = 40
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 4, 2
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 5:41 am
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sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara The girl runs and destroys the droid.
Sachara = 195
Droid = 140
sachara = 195 droid = 85
Sachara = 195
Droid = 85
sachara =195 droid = 85
The electronet worked to keep the girl's attacks at bay. It goes on the offensive and fires at her while she attempts to escape the net.
Sachara = 140
Droid = 85
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Ultrabord rolled 3 4-sided dice:
4, 2, 1
Total: 7 (3-12)
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Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:43 am
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "Burglar? Yes, I've been a thief most of my life. Although I guess I can't expect remote attacks to be even REMOTELY effective. Good thing I have a backup mask because that one's been liquified. Time to try again with my REAL hands."
La Masquerade = 180
Droid = 180
She uncreatively slashes with the burning sword again.
Ebbing Jokester = 110
Droid = 145
Heartless Insulting Fakester = 5
Droid = 40
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 7, 12
Total: 30 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:50 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin I see lol the girl retaliates, and uses her kung foo, flies over to uppercut the droid in mid air! 2 hits! take that!
Queentintin = That's going to require several million stitches.
Droid = 80
darn new battle!
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
my insolence lol funny, she counter attacks, take this , lightsaber time!
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
now that's gonna hurt lol ok she deflects it, and goes in for a slash! mid section
oo ya! 2 hits!
Queentintin= 250
Droid= 80 |
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 1, 1
Total: 4 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 4:02 pm
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DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid throws an electronet over the girl as it tries to escape her attacks.
Sachara = 195
Droid = 85
sachara =195 droid = 85
Sachara = 140
Droid = 85
sachara=140
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