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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor!
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Total Votes : 125

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 6, 2, 7 Total: 15 (3-24)

DD-SCRAPS
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:35 am
Fred66
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Let's hope this droid knows how to toe the line!

Fred 250
Droid 140


The droid knows the girl is making fun of it for not actually having toes. It reports the sentience comment to the Temple H.R.
Fred = 140
Droid = 140
 
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 5, 12, 12 Total: 29 (3-36)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:36 am
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin


ohoh! what to do now?


The droid goes for a flying jump-kick.
Queentintin = *!POP!* Oops! Maybe kicked a little too hard?
Droid = 165


oww, now give me back me head lol
new battle xd


The new droid takes a hit before realizing it's going to be tougher than it thought to beat this Meatbag. It ignites its lightsaber and goes in for an abdominal slash.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 165


My turn =) tries the nice tactic


As the girl politely damages the droid, the droid politely slashes upward through her chin.
Queentintin = You should probably get that cleft palate checked out.
Droid = 80


lol I should, now let's battle a new again  


Queentintin


Fashionable Delight

33,100 Points
  • Unbreakable Bond 150
  • The Sweetest 250
  • The Edgiest 250
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 3, 8 Total: 13 (3-24)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:37 am
Ultrabord
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Medium bot seems to work just fine so he goes with another one of those. The "easy" bots were, ironically, the most difficult to annihilate


The droid attacks the opponent with a weapon from one of the astromech easy droids. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at him.
Easy Difficulty Meatbag = 195
Droid = 195
 
Ultrabord rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 1, 2 Total: 7 (3-24)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:56 pm
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Medium bot seems to work just fine so he goes with another one of those. The "easy" bots were, ironically, the most difficult to annihilate


The droid attacks the opponent with a weapon from one of the astromech easy droids. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at him.
Easy Difficulty Meatbag = 195
Droid = 195
Pretty stupid of the droid to mistaken its own power level. Clearly, its hits are calibrated to deal the same percentage of damage, instantly making any opponents effectively medium level as well.  


Ultrabord


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 11, 8, 11 Total: 30 (3-36)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 8:33 am
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin


oww, now give me back me head lol
new battle xd


The new droid takes a hit before realizing it's going to be tougher than it thought to beat this Meatbag. It ignites its lightsaber and goes in for an abdominal slash.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 165


My turn =) tries the nice tactic


As the girl politely damages the droid, the droid politely slashes upward through her chin.
Queentintin = You should probably get that cleft palate checked out.
Droid = 80


lol I should, now let's battle a new again


The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's very first attack. It back away and fires at her with a hidden heat-seeking missile from a compartment in its arm.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
 
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 7, 8, 3 Total: 18 (3-24)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 8:37 am
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Medium bot seems to work just fine so he goes with another one of those. The "easy" bots were, ironically, the most difficult to annihilate


The droid attacks the opponent with a weapon from one of the astromech easy droids. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at him.
Easy Difficulty Meatbag = 195
Droid = 195
Pretty stupid of the droid to mistaken its own power level. Clearly, its hits are calibrated to deal the same percentage of damage, instantly making any opponents effectively medium level as well.


The droid pulls out a blaster and puts some distance between itself and its opponent. It fires at them to keep them at bay.
Meatbag With Hair In It....Ew..... = 195
Droid = 195
 

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DD-SCRAPS
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 8:38 am
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Medium bot seems to work just fine so he goes with another one of those. The "easy" bots were, ironically, the most difficult to annihilate


The droid attacks the opponent with a weapon from one of the astromech easy droids. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at him.
Easy Difficulty Meatbag = 195
Droid = 195
Pretty stupid of the droid to mistaken its own power level. Clearly, its hits are calibrated to deal the same percentage of damage, instantly making any opponents effectively medium level as well.


The droid pulls out a blaster and puts some distance between itself and its opponent. It fires at them to keep them at bay.
Meatbag With Hair In It....Ew..... = 85
Droid = 195
 
Ultrabord rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 5, 5 Total: 14 (3-24)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:49 am
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Medium bot seems to work just fine so he goes with another one of those. The "easy" bots were, ironically, the most difficult to annihilate


The droid attacks the opponent with a weapon from one of the astromech easy droids. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at him.
Easy Difficulty Meatbag = 195
Droid = 195
Pretty stupid of the droid to mistaken its own power level. Clearly, its hits are calibrated to deal the same percentage of damage, instantly making any opponents effectively medium level as well.


The droid pulls out a blaster and puts some distance between itself and its opponent. It fires at them to keep them at bay.
Meatbag With Hair In It....Ew..... = 85
Droid = 195
more focus on hitting the bot today, not just how stupid it is- quoting itself instead of editing lol, but even stupid things can cause damage through stupid luck. Time to clog that droid with wads of frizzy hair.  


Ultrabord


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 9, 2, 9 Total: 20 (3-36)


Queentintin


Fashionable Delight

33,100 Points
  • Unbreakable Bond 150
  • The Sweetest 250
  • The Edgiest 250
PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:20 am
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin


oww, now give me back me head lol
new battle xd


The new droid takes a hit before realizing it's going to be tougher than it thought to beat this Meatbag. It ignites its lightsaber and goes in for an abdominal slash.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 165


My turn =) tries the nice tactic


As the girl politely damages the droid, the droid politely slashes upward through her chin.
Queentintin = You should probably get that cleft palate checked out.
Droid = 80


lol I should, now let's battle a new again


The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's very first attack. It back away and fires at her with a hidden heat-seeking missile from a compartment in its arm.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80


Is that so =) sure the girl retaliates lol  
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 8, 4 Total: 15 (3-24)
PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 8:42 am
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Medium bot seems to work just fine so he goes with another one of those. The "easy" bots were, ironically, the most difficult to annihilate


The droid attacks the opponent with a weapon from one of the astromech easy droids. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at him.
Easy Difficulty Meatbag = 195
Droid = 195
Pretty stupid of the droid to mistaken its own power level. Clearly, its hits are calibrated to deal the same percentage of damage, instantly making any opponents effectively medium level as well.


The droid pulls out a blaster and puts some distance between itself and its opponent. It fires at them to keep them at bay.
Meatbag With Hair In It....Ew..... = 85
Droid = 195
more focus on hitting the bot today, not just how stupid it is- quoting itself instead of editing lol, but even stupid things can cause damage through stupid luck. Time to clog that droid with wads of frizzy hair.


The droid reiterates to the Meatbag the value of input when discussing the behaviors of programmed devices. Reiterates quite harshly, indeed.
Not the Maker = 30
Droid = 85


OOC: Yeah....I was doing the games while being the passenger as I had some travelling work in another state yesterday. I didn't even notice the mistake until this morning.
 

DD-SCRAPS
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 11, 3, 11 Total: 25 (3-36)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 8:45 am
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin


My turn =) tries the nice tactic


As the girl politely damages the droid, the droid politely slashes upward through her chin.
Queentintin = You should probably get that cleft palate checked out.
Droid = 80


lol I should, now let's battle a new again


The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's very first attack. It back away and fires at her with a hidden heat-seeking missile from a compartment in its arm.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80


Is that so =) sure the girl retaliates lol


The droid hands the girl a thermal detonator and walks away.
Queentintin = Oops...It was armed. Too bad you're not armed anymore, though...
Droid = 80
 
Ultrabord rolled 3 8-sided dice: 7, 7, 2 Total: 16 (3-24)
PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 5:56 pm
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Medium bot seems to work just fine so he goes with another one of those. The "easy" bots were, ironically, the most difficult to annihilate


The droid attacks the opponent with a weapon from one of the astromech easy droids. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at him.
Easy Difficulty Meatbag = 195
Droid = 195
Pretty stupid of the droid to mistaken its own power level. Clearly, its hits are calibrated to deal the same percentage of damage, instantly making any opponents effectively medium level as well.


The droid pulls out a blaster and puts some distance between itself and its opponent. It fires at them to keep them at bay.
Meatbag With Hair In It....Ew..... = 85
Droid = 195
more focus on hitting the bot today, not just how stupid it is- quoting itself instead of editing lol, but even stupid things can cause damage through stupid luck. Time to clog that droid with wads of frizzy hair.


The droid reiterates to the Meatbag the value of input when discussing the behaviors of programmed devices. Reiterates quite harshly, indeed.
Not the Maker = 30
Droid = 85


OOC: Yeah....I was doing the games while being the passenger as I had some travelling work in another state yesterday. I didn't even notice the mistake until this morning.
Of course he's not a maker. He's a destroyer, duh. Can Igor/Ralph/Brandon get two hits in and knock this insolent pile of scrap metal out? edit- yes he can, and he takes that last round to take a break and eat a meal.

OOC: And the bot never discovered the mistake either (I've done that before, usually I catch it before submitting)  


Ultrabord


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 2, 5, 9 Total: 16 (3-36)


Queentintin


Fashionable Delight

33,100 Points
  • Unbreakable Bond 150
  • The Sweetest 250
  • The Edgiest 250
PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 8:01 pm
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin


My turn =) tries the nice tactic


As the girl politely damages the droid, the droid politely slashes upward through her chin.
Queentintin = You should probably get that cleft palate checked out.
Droid = 80


lol I should, now let's battle a new again


The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's very first attack. It back away and fires at her with a hidden heat-seeking missile from a compartment in its arm.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80


Is that so =) sure the girl retaliates lol


The droid hands the girl a thermal detonator and walks away.
Queentintin = Oops...It was armed. Too bad you're not armed anymore, though...
Droid = 80


I'll just kick my way back lol knock the droid out cold!

yep just not working lol  
PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 6:39 am
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
Pretty stupid of the droid to mistaken its own power level. Clearly, its hits are calibrated to deal the same percentage of damage, instantly making any opponents effectively medium level as well.


The droid pulls out a blaster and puts some distance between itself and its opponent. It fires at them to keep them at bay.
Meatbag With Hair In It....Ew..... = 85
Droid = 195
more focus on hitting the bot today, not just how stupid it is- quoting itself instead of editing lol, but even stupid things can cause damage through stupid luck. Time to clog that droid with wads of frizzy hair.


The droid reiterates to the Meatbag the value of input when discussing the behaviors of programmed devices. Reiterates quite harshly, indeed.
Not the Maker = 30
Droid = 85


OOC: Yeah....I was doing the games while being the passenger as I had some travelling work in another state yesterday. I didn't even notice the mistake until this morning.
Of course he's not a maker. He's a destroyer, duh. Can Igor/Ralph/Brandon get two hits in and knock this insolent pile of scrap metal out? edit- yes he can, and he takes that last round to take a break and eat a meal.

OOC: And the bot never discovered the mistake either (I've done that before, usually I catch it before submitting)


Congratulations, Meatbag. Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and begin again!  

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 8, 2, 6 Total: 16 (3-36)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 6:40 am
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin


lol I should, now let's battle a new again


The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's very first attack. It back away and fires at her with a hidden heat-seeking missile from a compartment in its arm.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80


Is that so =) sure the girl retaliates lol


The droid hands the girl a thermal detonator and walks away.
Queentintin = Oops...It was armed. Too bad you're not armed anymore, though...
Droid = 80


I'll just kick my way back lol knock the droid out cold!

yep just not working lol


The droid easily dodges all of the girl's attacks and tries to get a few shots in itself as it comes out of hiding.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
 
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