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| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Kay9214 rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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 Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 11:12 pm
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Kay9214 rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 11:15 pm
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Kay9214 rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 11:17 pm
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Nia Phoenix Nia 250 Droid 190 she then used the Force with one hand to set off the sprinkler system - the spray of water mixed with the barrage of lightning attacks was sure to cause some circuitry damage to the droid Woohoo! Strong start! Nia 250 Droid 160
The droid shocks the now soaked girl back by shocking the surrounding puddles!
Nia Phoenix: 160
Droid: 160 |
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 11:21 pm
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-8)
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 11:24 pm
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 11:31 pm
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-8)
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 11:42 pm
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Having destroyed eight droids, Kay Donn finally thought he had enough raw material to enact his plan. He turned to the remaining droid and finally uploaded his single use shutdown command.
The droid dimmed and dropped to the ground, and Kay turned to the window.
"This is all just ammunition, you know?" he shouted.
Being an expert mechanic and slicer, he knew every vital component of the droids around him. He turned and lifted the intact droid, flinging it towards himself and slicing it open as it passed. He disengaged his sabers and put them back in their place, and assumed a Force-style stance. A quick jolt of Force lightning to the droid's exposed power source, and suddenly it was glowing white and and sparking from everywhere. Kay lifted it with the Force and smashed it into the overlooking window. The explosion shok the arena, but when the smoke cleared, there was but a tiny crack glass.
"It may not look like much, but there's something I never let anyone here onto, Daddicus," Kay explained, "but I get a bit stronger around powerful Force users... And here I am. Mere feet away from a pure blood Sith Lord."
Kay tensed, and suddenly thrust his arms out. In an instant, the entire arena was engulfed in lightning. It jumped from Kay to the debris to the walls and back everywhere. Dozens, if not hundreds of pieces were overloading and on the verge exploding.
The storm that followed lasted minutes and shook much of the academy. Once the smoke cleared, the arena looked like it had been through orbital bombardment... But the window was still barely holding in place, cracked nearly all the way through.
Kay took a moment to compose himself and catch his breath before he finally leaping towards the window with the Force. One final double handed Force blast, and the window shattered, allowing Kay to disappear into the control room.
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Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 11:58 pm
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The overhead announcement system squeals and feeds back before clearing to reveal the voice of Jedi spy Kay Donn where that of Darth Daddicus would usually be heard.
"Uhm, hello? Helloooo? Is this thing on-?"
"Hey! Get away from that!"
A series of crashes are heard before the speaker cuts out.
Moments later, Kay returns.
"Unfortunately, Daddicus seems to be indisposed of, and is too busy to be-"
"I don't think so!"
There is another smash, followed by Kay yelling, and sounds of a struggle before the feed cuts out again. About a minute later, a conveniently prerecorded program in Kay's voice begins to play.
"To all of the Sith students currently enrolled in the droid combat training programme, I unfortunately must inform you that Darth Daddicus's duties as High Sith Lord of the Daddicus Empire require he be unavailable to continue teaching for the duration of this course. Fortunately, Kay is well versed in mechanical engineering and droid repair, and classes will continue."
"As we have a new instructor, please be sure to report any irregularity or mistake in the droid program to your instructor's office, and bear with us during this difficult period of transition."
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Purtie rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 4:04 am
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Purtie rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 4:06 am
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Purtie rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 4:07 am
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floralsnow rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 6:58 am
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