Sleep is for the Dead. [Backstage Promo]

[The Soviet Son]

The camera was zoomed in on the top rung of the ladder, set in the parking lot of the arena for the staff members and wrestlers to park. The cameraman would use his profession to slowly zoom out and reveal the newest tag team, the Bad Dreams, with their arms folded standing side-by-side. The crowd gave a loud pop as they saw the two, knowing they both were competing in the Money in the Bank ladder match tonight. AJ would speak first for the team, feeling animated and visibly anxious for the opportunity he had tonight.

"For the first time in nearly seven years... seven, long, years, the Bad Chyld is ready to climb that ladder, beat the living Hell out of five men," AJ looked over to his side and put his hand on Cyrus's shoulder inbetween his enthusiastic sentences. "- no offense buddy, and for the second time in history be YOUR, Mr. Money in the Bank! But I'm not the only one ready," Warner said jabbing his own chest with his index finger and shaking his head. "No sir. The Dream-" The Suplex Shooter lightly slapped his hand on Cyrus's shoulder again. "- is ready to whoop some a**, exchange punches with his own tag partner, and do anything it takes to ensure one of us two leave the winner. Now... there are only two real vets in this match. You see, the Bad Dreams, we know how to use a ladder in a thousand other ways that don't involve climbing! The only thing that'll be climbing other than us two is the amount of pain endured on Salem Croft's a**!" The crowd gave a loud pop for AJ's promises to them for the night, and after seeing Cyrus trading blows with the villain in a hospital and Warner's reaction, they knew a true fight was in store. "Oh... but don't take my word for it." The camera then shifted it's attention to the former WWFG Undisputed Champion.

The Dream Over

 

[Mister Mirage]

The camera zoomed in on The Dream after standing by silently as his partner laid out the situation. Cyrus nodded for a moment before finally speaking. "You know it's been a little over half a year that this guy Salem has bitching about last year's Mania, and been getting the better of me, he even managed to get out of our one on one match here tonight. Salem, I'm going to throw you the beating I should have given you a year ago. While justice is in the cards tonight.." Cyrus paused to take a look at his partner. "THAT is not my main goal." The Dream smiled."Together with my comrade" He slapped AJ on the arm. "I plan on decimating the four other superstars! Regardless of the outcome from there you may see the Bad Chyld winning his SECOND money in the bank, OR..." The Dream held up his hands reaching for an invisible briefcase. "The Dream finally winning the money in the bank."

Da Frozen One

 

[The Soviet Son]

"So while four other rookies try to get their feet wet!" AJ said in an enthusiastic voice; it seemed as though he was cutting a promo from the mid-90s almost! The camera zoomed back in on an animated Warner who was clearly excited about this match. "As they try to prepare themselves for the carnage that comes with a six-man ladder match... what they SHOULD prepare for is their worst dream coming to life! Cause either 'the Dream' will get his Mania moment and retrieve the briefcase after clearing that ring as he always does..." AJ looked a bit more serious, not trying to take away anything from his partner but emphasize his own chances of winning. "or the HJK is coming out, on, top."

(you can continue or leave it as is but AJ's short piece is done)

The Dream Over

 

[Mister Mirage]

Cyrus leaned his back in thought, he nodded slightly. The Dream suddenly lit up. "Hey either way, there will be pizza afterwards right?!"

Da Frozen One

 

[The Soviet Son]

Warner looked at him with a bewildered look on his face. Pizza was the last thing on his mind... but it didn't sound too bad the more he thought about it. "Did Joe give you any coupons?"

The Dream Over

 

[Mister Mirage]

The Dream quickly shook his head. "Heck no, after all the advertising I've done for the Domino's he works at I get free pizza for life dude!"

Da Frozen One

 

[The Soviet Son]

"Oh yeah he works at Domino's... see thats the thing I can't re-" A slap on AJ's shoulder was seen and it was none other than the spokesperson for Papa John's, John Schnatter! The fans gave a small cheer and Warner worriedly looked over to see who it was; it was the man who had paid the Suplex Shooter for his recent commercials with them. "John, you showed up man how's it going!"

"Pretty well, AJ, good luck in your match tonight. And you know what, to wish you good luck, Papa John's is giving away two. million. pizzas. TONIGHT! All you have to do is text 'JOHN' to 50550 and buy one large pizza in order to qualify. Papa John's offers the best pizza of any pizza chain in America, We also..."

Warner looked to Cyrus with wide eyes, showing his lack of appreciation for John's constant advertising. The crowd laughed seeing this. AJ looked back to John with a fake laugh and a smile; he spoke in a hurried manner. "You know what John, that's awesome and I'm so happy to be apart of the best pizza chain in the entire country, 'Better ingredients, better pizza', I get that, but I really got a match to-"

The Dream Over

 

[Mister Mirage]

"Bad Dream's has a match to get ready for! Which is fully backed by Domino's." Joe the Pizza guy says as he walks over next to The Dream with the help of crutches. He was dressed in a black suit, sporting the Domino's hat

Cyrus looked a little surprised at the appearance of his fan. "Joe they let you out of the hospital?"

"Of course, nothing will stop the determination of a Domino's employee: The Pizza Delivery experts!" Joe stopped and looked dead into the camera. "Get the door, it's Domino's!"

Da Frozen One

 

[The Soviet Son]

AJ looked to Cyrus with a facial expression that read 'see what I have to deal with'. Without saying anything rude to Cyrus's fan or his sponsor, Warner took a deep sigh and his ringtone had saved him from dealing with this any further. It was just a text, but the Suplex Shooter used it as an opportunity to pretend he was busy with a phone call. "Hey mom!... What, old yeller's been hurt?!" AJ said, walking away from the scene. He left Cyrus with the two and had escaped the hold that was commercialism. John put his hands on his hips and had stood next to the Dream in order to be in the camera shot. "Better ingredients, better pizza," The most awkward head-nod you've ever seen. "Papa John's."

The Dream Over

 

[Mister Mirage]

Joe turned from the camera and glared at John. Cyrus stood there for a moment in the awkward silence. "Look guys, It's all-" The Dream was suddenly cut off by Joe. "Get the door, IT's DOMINO's!" The Pizza Guy continued his glare at John. Cyrus suddenly raised a hand to his ear. "What's that AJ? You passed by a broken soda machine spitting out free cokes? I'm on it!" Cyrus rushed away from the scene following AJ's trail, out of sight of the camera.

Da Frozen One