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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:35 pm
INTERMEDIATE LEVEL CLASS:

NAME OF CLASS: BEEN FIGHTING HONEY BADGERS ON THE DESERT MOUNTAIN.
PROFESSOR NAME Malcolm

General information: If you thought fighting bears was bad, Malcolm had apparently found something much, much worse than just bears... Honey Badgers. Unlike bears, Honey Badgers don't care - they don't care about pain, they don't care about fighting back, and they most certainly don't care about you, stupid.

These Honey Badgers live on the other side of the Garowl Mountains; the family of three bears do their best to avoid the Honey Badgers.

Prerequisites:
- Must be Y2
- Must have finished BEEN FIGHTING BEARS ON THE MOUNTAIN.

The Course:
The Garowl Mountains, located just 5 minutes' walk away from the school. Yes, this mountain had always been there; don't question it.

Mechanics:

Phase 1
Although the side of the mountain used in Professor Malcolm's first class was freezing cold, the side of the mountain that had been claimed by the Honey Badgers was totally different... In fact, the whole side of the mountain was a traditional desert - dry, sandy, and scorching hot. It was not your typical mountain, and it would not be an easy hike for most students.

Especially since you have to look for the Honey Badger.

Note: If your student is fire/heat-based or is used to living is extreme heat or a desert setting, you may skip this phrase and move onto phrase 2! Just leo strut your way around, and rp spotting a Honey Badger!
Note 2: If your student is water/ice/cold-based, you will use 1d8.
Note 3: Everyone else will use a 1d10!

1 : It's so hot... And dry... And you have no water with you/finished all the water you had on you... After getting lost in the desert with no sign of the Honey Badger, you collapsed in the sand; in the evening, Malcolm would find you, and carry you to Nurse Cricket's office. This is wall of shame worthy. Major fail!
2-5 : You thought you spotted a Honey Badger, but before you could give chase, a sandstorm forced you into seeking shelter in a burrow. By the time the sandstorm settled, the Honey Badger was gone, and you were forced to return to school. Fail!
6-10 : A Honey Badger! You couldn't believe your luck! After wandering around for what seemed like forever, you finally found the creature you were looking for! Without hesitation, you raced towards the Honey Badger, catching up to it. Pass!

Phrase 2
As you neared the Honey Badger, it growled at you, showing how much it did not care. Tied around its neck was a piece of paper; judging by the Amityville logo printed on it, you figured that you'll have to wrestle it from the Honey Badger... It looked ready to tear into you in order to rip out your Fear Core.

Note: Roll 2d10 to fight!
-> First dice = Your strength | Second dice = Honey Badger's strength
-> To pass: Value of First Dice > Value of Second dice

-> If you failed, the Honey Badger managed to overpower you, and you had to run back to school with your (imaginary or otherwise) tail behind you.
-> If you passed, you managed to wrestle the piece of paper from the Honey Badger. However, in the process, you had received quite a few scratch and bite marks from the disgruntled creature.

Phrase 3
The note had been enchanted, and you could hear Malcolm say something about how you had done well by getting so far, and that your real test is just about to begin... Wait, what? What real test? You then realized that the Honey Badger you had earlier wrestled with was just a baby Honey Badger.

Meanwhile, mommy Honey Badger's looking at you like it wants you for lunch... Not that it cares about its baby. Honey Badger don't care. It just wants to bring you pain, stupid.

Note: Roll 2d12 to fight!
-> Do this twice!
--> You have to pass both rolls to move on to the Final Phase; if you fail even one of the rolls, you've failed!

-> First dice = Your strength | Second dice = Honey Badger's strength
-> To pass: Value of First Dice > Value of Second dice

Final phrase
After you won the wrestling match against mommy Honey Badger, you expected the daddy Honey Badger to turn up - after all, that's what happened with the bears. However, you forgot something very important - daddy Honey Badger don't care, stupid. For a moment, you felt happy to have completed your training...

And then you realized that both baby and mommy Honey Badgers are ready to attack you, and tear you into shreds. It was time to prove that you're a REAL MAN. To prove that you have what it takes to tame bears and defeat Honey Badgers into caring.

It was time to intimidate.

-> You would have finished "BEEN FIGHTING BEARS ON THE MOUNTAIN." and gotten the 'Beginner Battle Aura' ability in order to do this Open Class. To refresh your memory, the mechanics for Beginner Battle Aura had been copied over:


Quote:
Beginner Battle Aura
Difficulty level: Beginner
Pre-requisites: N/A
Battle Effect: This is an ADD on effect! You cannot use it with your Fear. Once per battle, by using this effect (please state so), instead of rolling your usual 2d6/8/10, you will roll THREE dice.
- The first two dice behave as normal, simply add up the damage and subtract 6.
- THE LAST DICE, if even, is the additional damage you do DIVIDED BY TWO. If your last dice is odd, you do all of the damage of the THREE DICE ROLLS (the third roll amount divided by two) to yourself
Non-battle Effect: A character acquires the ability to create a menacing aura, perhaps enough to lightly startle others.


-> In order to pass Phase 3, you have to roll a successful Beginner Battle Aura + defeat the Honey Badgers! Remember that you can only use Battle Aura once per battle!
--> This means that you should use it on your first battle post; once per battle means that a miss = a fail!
--> Your HP/attack values depends on your current level; so for example, Year 1 will be 30HP/2d6-6, Year 2 will be 40HP/2d8-6, and so on!

-> HONEY BADGERS HAVE 30HP!
-> Every time you roll, you take 4 damage from the boss, even if you missed.

-> If you hit 0HP before the Honey Badgers, you have FAILED!
-> If you miss your Beginner Battle Aura roll, you have FAILED!
--> Failure = The Honey Badgers beat you up pretty badly, and sent you running home (possibly while crying for your mommy).

IF YOU PASSED PHASE 3
The Honey Badgers seemed to hesitate before retreating, the baby following behind its mommy. You've done it. You've defeated the Honey Badgers. Your hair is messy, you're all bloodied, your clothing would probably have to be tossed out after this, and you're pumpkin-sunburnt from being out in the desert for so long but it was all (probably) worth it.

You're one step closer to being a REAL MAN now.

Stupid.


Quote:
Bonus Mechanics:
Demons: Once in this open class attempt, you can reroll your dice roll to try again!
Monsters: If you are KO'ed you can restart at half your health instead of dying!
Ghosts: Add +2 to all your attack powers for the entire battle
Undead: Take -2 damage to you for the entire battle.
Reapers: Choose any ability above, but you can only choose one!
 
poke mattix rolled 1 8-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-8)
PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:36 pm
Poke took one look at the other side of the mountain that housed the 'honey badgers', and promptly swore to herself. It was like Professor Malcolm wanted her dead. Or every student that attempted this course dead. She had thought the cold mountain bears were hard, but this? She didn't even need to go up there to know it was going to suck coffins. Or goop or...whatever derogatory term she felt like using besides the obvious one.

Still, she didn't want to back down from the challenge, and grudgingly began the very long trek up the long, hot, ad most importantly dry, road to the top.

She hadn't been walking too long when she spied what she assumed was a honey badger, but the wind was picking up. So much that she had to hide herself before she was covered in sand.

It was a very long uncomfortable wait until the storm had passed, and by the time this happened it was too late to continue, so she flew back home before another one hit.

(Fail!)  

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poke mattix rolled 1 8-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:50 pm
The next day found her making the same journey upwards, the sun beating down on her exposed head. Her tail and ears drooped as she panted under the extreme heat. Poke may of been a dragon, but she found no comfort in desert like areas, and before long she was struggling just to stay conscious. Her humanoid form did nothing to conserve water, nor would her natural form do much better. It was so difficult that she found herself wishing she was back on the other side of the mountain. At least she hadn't been dying of thirst.

Suddenly she saw something out of the corner of her eye; one of the honey badgers had ran cross her path! Without hesitation she began to give chase, not wanting to lose the furry thing and have to try and track it all over again. Thankfully it was a short pursuit, and she was ready to face down this new opponent.

(Pass!)  
poke mattix rolled 2 10-sided dice: 3, 2 Total: 5 (2-20)
PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:03 pm
The badger was doing amazing job of not giving a s**t while looking extremely pissed off. But, Poke herself could do the same thing. Did she give a dam about how it wanted to kick her a**? Hell no. Just seeing the aggression made her blood boil, her own aggression urging her to one up this fuzzy ball of non-nonchalant rage.

Poke bared her teeth at the badger, snarling and growling as the other did the same. She could see the piece of paper around the things neck, making it pretty obvious what she had to do. She lunged, tackling the creature with outstretched claws. They rolled around in the sand, tearing and biting at each other until she reached out,tearing the paper off and jumping out of the badgers grasp. She was scratched and bloody, but otherwise victorious.

(Pass!)  

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poke mattix rolled 2 12-sided dice: 8, 10 Total: 18 (2-24)

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:16 pm
The note began to speak in the professors voice, and Poke had about three seconds to consider what it was on about before she was tackled to the ground by a much larger and very pissed of honey badger.

(Fail!)  
poke mattix rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)
PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:26 pm
Once recovered by such a shameful beat down, the dragon ghoul was all but running up the mountain and wasted no time in finding a honey badger to fight.

(Pass!)  

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poke mattix rolled 2 10-sided dice: 3, 9 Total: 12 (2-20)

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:29 pm
The badger appeared just as eager to rip Poke a new one, and in just a few minutes the dragon was sent back, her tail dragging across the ground as she sought to get patched up by Nurse cricket.

(Fail!)  
poke mattix rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)
PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:33 pm
"Jacking badgers!" She ranted on her next attempt. "What is it that every fuzzy blob of fur has to try maul me?!?!"

Her ran was quickly cut short by the presence of the baby badger. It was time to fight it once more.

(Pass!)  

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poke mattix rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8, 5 Total: 13 (2-20)

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:35 pm
Throughly pissed off, She jumped on the badger and quickly wrestled the piece of paper off.

Though not without being scratched a few dozen times.

(Pass!)  
poke mattix rolled 2 12-sided dice: 6, 3 Total: 9 (2-24)
PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:37 pm
The mommy badger had appeared on the scene, and had wasted no time in lunging at the dragon, This time she was quicker, able to evade being pinned down by the creature as she wrestled it across the sands. It was defiantly a harder task then wrestling with the baby one.

(Pass!)  

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:40 pm
The battle raged on, but the mommy badger proved to have more stamina then the dragoness did, and she was forced to retreat.

(Fail!)  
poke mattix rolled 1 8-sided dice: 8 Total: 8 (1-8)
PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:12 pm
Once recovered, Poke was up the mountain once again to take revenge on the honey badgers. She steadfastly ignored the heat and the sand and she stomped forwards, finding one and not letting it out of her sights.

(Pass!)  

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poke mattix rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9, 9 Total: 18 (2-20)

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:15 pm
The badger however, did not appreciate being stalked by a revenged crazed dragon, and therefore laid the smackdown on that biotch.

Said dragon was not happy.

(Fail!)  
poke mattix rolled 1 8-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-8)
PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:17 pm
The next time spoke was on the moutain, the weather worsenes before she could chase after any badgers, and she had to hide in a small hole to keep from being covered in sand.

Again, not a happy dragon.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:18 pm
Eventually she had made it back, and was able to keep out of the sandstorm long enough to find her opponent.

(Pass!)  
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