Welcome to Gaia! ::

The Literate Spam Guild

Back to Guilds

The original literate chatterbox. 

Tags: Literate, Spam, Lick, Suck, Gulp 

Reply The Literate Spam Guild
I accidently showed a p***s to my 6th graders.

Quick Reply

Enter both words below, separated by a space:

Can't read the text? Click here

Submit

Everything from Greece has naked men.
SERIOUSLY. It's ridiculous what I can't use.
100%
 100%  [ 2 ]
Total Votes : 2


LOL shutterBUG

Dapper Ladykiller

PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:06 am


Not like a full-blown c**k.
But this picture.
I took it out of my slideshow, but I guess I forgot to save the edited version.
So they saw Satyr ******** hope none of them go home and tell their mommies that Miss Heather showed them a p***s.
Because that would be JUST what I need to happen right now.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:57 am


Its artistic nudity.

Neuneu

O.G. Noob


Felin Greenleaf

PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:09 pm


Also they're in 6th grade and have the internet. Like none of them know what a p***s looks like.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:35 pm


In sixth grade we went on a field trip to an art exhibition where the artist had multiple male nude sketches. Depending on the subject matter, this would be perfectly fine.

Don't stress.

Explain why you initially put the image in the slide show, if and only if it comes up.

Besides, half your class has a p***s. The other half probably already saw their dad's when walking in on him taking a piss.

Arianah


Tenacious Travis

Dapper Sex Symbol

8,900 Points
  • Elocutionist 200
  • Somebody Likes You 100
  • Contributor 150
PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:27 pm


I'd be more concerned by how weird it looks. Greek men had penises, so they should know what they look like, and, um, it's not like malformed cocktail sausages burning_eyes
PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:44 am


Nope, loose foreskins look exactly like that (thank you job that has me wiping man a** for a living), though the real question is, was the artist trying say something by making his genitals so disproportionally small next to the rest of his body? It's like a child's peewee vs a man sized c**k.

And, does he have a tail?

Arianah


LOL shutterBUG

Dapper Ladykiller

PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:45 am


Arianah
Nope, loose foreskins look exactly like that (thank you job that has me wiping man a** for a living), though the real question is, was the artist trying say something by making his genitals so disproportionally small next to the rest of his body? It's like a child's peewee vs a man sized c**k.

And, does he have a tail?
He does.
He's a Satyr, not a human.
So it's really a goat c**k.
So it's kind of bestiality? Awesome.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:41 am


I thought satyrs had goat feet and legs too, those look rather human. Greek artist dude, ur duinit wrung.

Arianah


Pudding Raven

PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:30 am


I read this as "my p***s" and was all, "What... what?"
Reply
The Literate Spam Guild

 
Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Offers
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games
Mini-Games
Play with GCash
Play with Platinum