Oh yeah, last weekend

[Tenacious Travis]

One of my friends was over and we were sitting out poolside, just chillin', when I noticed she kept looking over at the pool.

SHO NUFF

my grandma's preacher had shown up and was baptizing someone in our pool

not only is this not the first time

it's not even the *second* time  

[Akky the Terrible]

So if you swim in the pool like, all the time, are you super holy or something?

ARE YOU JESUS?
CAN YOU WALK ON THE POOL?

 

[Undecidability]

Ahhhhh, the south.  

[The Reverend Menagerie]

Tell them your family peed in it next time they do that.  

[Tenacious Travis]

The Reverend Menagerie

Tell them your family peed in it next time they do that.

Oh my family's done worse than that. Way worse. If they knew some of the things that happened in there it'd be unholy water forever.