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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:35 am


Im not thrilled but the incentives are 75k/yr and my own place for once. Downsides are: its a 37 mile long island. Plane tickets are more expensive than Japan to the US. ($1500 - $4000)

Blah. All this moving. I was hoping for Europe or back home.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:01 am


You're whining about 75k a year? DUDE! I'd wash and powder d**k Cheney's balls for 75k a year.

I think you'll be just fine. Just don't piss off the Taotao Mo'na.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:07 am


Xiporah
You're whining about 75k a year? DUDE! I'd wash and powder d**k Cheney's balls for 75k a year.

I think you'll be just fine. Just don't piss off the Taotao Mo'na.


D:< I STILL HAVE BILLS THOUGH XIPPY. How would you like to be marooned on an island barely three times the size of D.C.? And they only way to see friends for family is spend copious amounts of money...


I only justify the move because of the money but I know once I'm there after a few months, I'm going to go insane.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:18 am


Also; I'll punch a Taotao in the ******** face. scream

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:19 am


I think I'd be fine, and there's no way I am over simplifying this based on glancing over the wikipedia page!

Then again, I'm more of an outdoorsy person. It looks like there's actually quite a bit to do.

They have football and rugby and MMA and an invasive water buffalo species that you could probably get drunk and chase down naked at 4AM.

OOOO and they have huge rhino beetles! I LOVE BEETLES!
PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:28 am


Xiporah
I think I'd be fine, and there's no way I am over simplifying this based on glancing over the wikipedia page!

Then again, I'm more of an outdoorsy person. It looks like there's actually quite a bit to do.

They have football and rugby and MMA and an invasive water buffalo species that you could probably get drunk and chase down naked at 4AM.

OOOO and they have huge rhino beetles! I LOVE BEETLES!
I like to be able to drive to outdoors stuff, but then, drive home to the city.

Not live in the outdoors and fly across the world to a city. XD
I think I'll like it. I'm from FL anyway.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:45 am


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:26 am


It probably wouldn't attack. They're attracted to splashing and blood in the water. So if the dingus in the kayak stops paddling for a second or two, it's probably swim by. They do tend to bump into stuff and will bite and let go to see if something is edible or not or to try and identify it.

So if you're not bleeding in the water or flailing your arms and legs about, you should be ok. And if you're not ok, well at least punch it once so they can say, "THIS ******** DIED FIGHTING A SHARK. A. ********. SHARK. You can only hope to be an eighth of the badass in life that the dearly departed was in death." at your funeral.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:01 pm


Pixlepoison
Also; I'll punch a Taotao in the ******** face. scream


I went to wiki what this is and accidentally spelled "taotato"

mmmm, taotatos
PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:30 pm


It looks awesome there, I would love to do that, even if it was just for one year.

What kind of bills do you have that would make 75K be not that much money? eek

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 3:45 pm


Tenacious Travis
Pixlepoison
Also; I'll punch a Taotao in the ******** face. scream


I went to wiki what this is and accidentally spelled "taotato"

mmmm, taotatos
Mmmm.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 3:47 pm


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It looks awesome there, I would love to do that, even if it was just for one year.

What kind of bills do you have that would make 75K be not that much money? eek
Housing and utilities will run me about 3k a month alone.
Car insurance, car note, two loans, a credit card, a medical debt...

I'll come out ahead, but it's the fact that I was TOLD I will be moving there, for no less than 3 years. That's all. If they had been like "Please?" I might feel better. LMAO.

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