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i almost posted this in the wrong guild
testament to how drunk i must be, i usually hold it together
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Addykat

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:58 pm


somebody mentioned a confession about me and I guess I'm only answering this because I'm quite drunk rn


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What was the name of the AWFUL guy Addy dated, but denied was awful? Are they still together? How is Addy, is she good? Still in art school? Does she have an art blog or dA we can follow? etc.



we're still together and I love him quite a lot, if you care about me even one iota please don't call my boyfriend awful and call me a friend in the same breath, because he makes me happy. His name is Nick, I think his Gaia account was Lord Proffington idk he obvz doesn't use it anymore
graduated art school in May, I even made a thread about that ya dummy
and there are three links to follow my art in my sig exclaim (except it disappeared because I edited my post in this thread, oh no)
I'm good enough I guess idk. Anxiety and s**t have been an issue lately but I'm mostly fine i suppose. Gas station jobs. ugh.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:09 pm


also idk if there's a way to keep my name off LSG confessions but I'd largely prefer confessions, good and bad, with my name, to be left out of it. I sent in a confession there asking too but I guess I'm also just asking for more now huh


if y'all have anything to say to me why not say it to me personally? It's not like I ever made it impossible to contact me, I even still have the same AIM screenname. And this thread!!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:56 pm


that tumblr is pretty garbage, yo.

whatcha drinkin?
PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:58 pm


for the first time ever I FINISHED a tallboy (I usually drink hard liquor ;__; ), one of those margarita thingies

Bud Light margarita this time, never again tho, I feel like dying

beer drunk is not my thing, sticking with the Mike's Hard Margaritas if I need a tallboy



oh and one shot of whiskey



and yeah I read over some of that stuff and wow some people are really sad. Like. It kinda breaks my heart that there's nothing better to do but dredge up old things and create new rumors. Way to live in the five years ago!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:08 pm


oh yeah, those limearita things? those are kinda foul.

I've been drinking miller high life ( User Image ) and waffling back and forth between drinking any more of this corn whiskey

just thinking about it makes me shiver. it's halfway decent if it's really cold and you have a good chaser but it's a.) not and b.) I don't so eugh. I got drunk off it a few nights ago and woke up with one of the worst hangovers ever.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:11 pm


Mikes ones are usually fine but the gas station here didn't have 'em (the one I work at does but I didn't think to bring any home lmao)


oh god 125 proof makes me wanna die thinking about it

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:14 pm


I have the 110 proof one because it's cheaper (but still kinda pricey). I just got it because it's made in-state by the first legal distillery we've had in nearly 100 years

but I think after I finish this bottle (if I ever do) I'm never buying it again. holy s**t. I'm sticking with cheap beer and cheap rum from here on out wahmbulance
PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:21 pm


cheap whiskey or vodka for meee


Kessler's rarely a good choice tho

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:26 pm


I think I've had kessler once, seems familiar.


sometimes I like to just sip tea and tell people it's whiskey because their reactions are usually hilarious
PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 7:35 pm


Tenacious Travis
I think I've had kessler once, seems familiar.


sometimes I like to just sip tea and tell people it's whiskey because their reactions are usually hilarious



man whenever people are like "oh did you name ezra after the bible??? im like "no i named him after the whiskey" with a total straightface and i lauuuuughh

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chinotenshi

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 7:47 pm


People are pretty pathetic. A month or so ago Sir William the Strange found a bunch of people talking about my sex life on the confessions tumblr that originated out of someone saying that our wedding photos looked horribly outdated (or something like that).

Now, I am the first to admit that I felt like Dolly Parton for the Japanese-style pics. That hair was atrociously getting vibes from 1980s Texas. I still like the photos, though.

How that leads to talk about my underwear and sex life? I have no clue and frankly don't care. The fact that no one had the balls (or the ovaries) to bring that s**t up to my face just makes me laugh.



Also, damnit, now I want a Mike's Hard Lemonade. Or Hard Berry. Or a pint of Woodchuck Hard Cider. Goddamn you, Addy. I can't get any of that here.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:36 pm


marzipancakes
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I think I've had kessler once, seems familiar.


sometimes I like to just sip tea and tell people it's whiskey because their reactions are usually hilarious



man whenever people are like "oh did you name ezra after the bible??? im like "no i named him after the whiskey" with a total straightface and i lauuuuughh


should've named him jim. jim beam andre.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:43 pm


Chino - Feeling bad about themselves gotta lash out on people who don't even know they're being attacked


all in good spirited fun lol

rolleyes

Addykat

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chinotenshi

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 9:02 pm


I'm not going to see fat wrestler boobies again, am I? I don't trust YouTube links from you anymore after that, and that was what? 5 years ago?
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