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Akky the Terrible

PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:59 am


my mom gave me the flu
I feel like s**t
correction
s**t feels better than this
ughhhhh
PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:45 am


I just got over bronchitis. That s**t blows too. Coughing up a lung all day is no way to live.

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Akky the Terrible

PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:52 am


I actually think I'm developing bronchitis. I'm got a nasty cough even though most other symptoms have gone away, and it's a cough my mom never had.
If I'm sick on Christmas. neutral
PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:22 pm


My doctor gives me this stuff called Tuessinex that murders the cough for you so you can sleep. Hopefully you'll be able to get some help for your cold. I would hate not being medicated and miserable.

Here's to hoping you're well for the holidays!

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Akky the Terrible

PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:57 pm


eats first real meal in days
instantly pukes it back up because I'm coughing so much

yep, dying
tell my mother
I'm gonna haunt the s**t out of her neutral


(I might have to find some of this tuessinex. I slept half an hour last night because of this.)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:23 pm


It's got hydrocodone in it (which is also a pain killer) which is why it works so well. Painkillers like that can help work as a cough suppressant. But if you're feeling brave and have nothing, eat a big spoon of honey. It helps for a little while.

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Akky the Terrible

PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:30 pm


Yeah, I've practically been living off of honey for the past few days. Honey in spoons, honey in tea, honey everywhere. I'm lucky enough that we get it from this place, 5 pounds for 4 dollars, so we're practically swimming in it.
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