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Akky the Terrible

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:32 am


because no one will shovel their ******** snow
also came home soaked up to my knees because the cold froze the sewers and no water will go down and there's a ******** moat outside my house


winter I know I said you're my favorite season but we're gonna have to have a talk
PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:59 pm


Ugh... I hear ya.
The other day, it was unseasonably mild so a lot of the snow melted.
This was a good thing because there had been an ice storm and all the trees and electrical wires were covered in ice.
This was also a bad thing because the next day it went below freezing and everything turned into a god damned skating rink. :I
Oh and then it snowed a nice layer of wispy snow so you couldn't see the ice, making it more trecherous...
And then today the wind was so bitter, not only did the snow make drifts but I thought I was gonna get frostbite because it was SO ******** COLD WTF
My face and hands hurt SO much and I couldn't feel my thighs DX

Winter, you've overstayed your welcome. Please leave so Spring can come kthx.

Wisdom Chyck

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Akky the Terrible

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:18 pm


Yeah, that's exactly what it is around here. A layer of ice, then a huge layer of snow (and, around my house, slush and water). Our power keeps going out because of it, and there was a huge accident right outside our house today, too. This is getting ridiculous.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:59 pm


Where do you guys live?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 5:16 pm


When you talk to winter, tell it to come down here so I can have some more snow days.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 5:50 pm


[.Rushan.]
Where do you guys live?

I'm in southeast Wisconsin and am very glad I don't live further up north.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:16 pm


-70?????
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR STATE???
Does Wisconsin realize that it's not Antarctica? GET IT TOGETHER, WI.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:34 pm


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-70?????
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR STATE???
Does Wisconsin realize that it's not Antarctica? GET IT TOGETHER, WI.

NO TAKESIE BACKSIES YOU WANTED OUR WINTER HERE YOU GO

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:41 pm


Akky the Terrible
Undecidability
-70?????
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR STATE???
Does Wisconsin realize that it's not Antarctica? GET IT TOGETHER, WI.

NO TAKESIE BACKSIES YOU WANTED OUR WINTER HERE YOU GO

I didn't say that, I just wanted to make sure that Wisconsin knows that it's not legal to be that cold in America.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:44 pm


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Akky the Terrible
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-70?????
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR STATE???
Does Wisconsin realize that it's not Antarctica? GET IT TOGETHER, WI.

NO TAKESIE BACKSIES YOU WANTED OUR WINTER HERE YOU GO

I didn't say that, I just wanted to make sure that Wisconsin knows that it's not legal to be that cold in America.

NOPE TOO LATE YOU TOLD ME TO TALK TO WINTER AND I DID LALALA

Akky the Terrible

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