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Shirtless Fairy

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:32 am


this "naked wedding cake" trend.

Like, what the hell.
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Why would you spend hundreds of dollars on a cake and then leave it unfrosted? WHY. They're so hideous. Also pretty much the whole point of frosting is to stop the cake from drying out. So you're spending thousands of dollars on a wedding and you're making your guests eat an unfinished-looking dry-a** cake. WHY
PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:40 pm


You are just trying to make me crave cake right?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:44 pm


Because it is working. I am looking at those pictures thinking they look delicious.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:47 pm


Also can you really get several hundred dollars for one of these cakes? I may put the kids to work here.

Deaux


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:08 pm


Ugh no those cakes don't look appetizing at all. THEY WOULD BE SO DRY.

Also yeah wedding cakes run about $2-4 per slice. You could easily spend several hundred on the cake, depending on the size of your wedding.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:55 pm


Now you have me thinking about going to some sleazy back alley bar to get a Doberge.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:58 pm


I haven't even heard of this trend.
I honestly like how the bottom one looks, but not the others

My only guess would be that they put a liquid coating all over the cake to keep it from drying out. Like, brush it with some kind of liquid that compliments the cake's flavors.
And on top of that, they probably put enough frosting in the middle to even proportion out the ratio as well
PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 5:21 pm


They still look like someone got bored halfway through making the cake, imo

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:10 am


Yeah, no, they're not pretty (besides that last one imo) or wedding-like at all. thumbs doooowwwn
PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:31 pm


I had a bride want one of those a few days ago.
4 tier, each one a different flavor, buttercream between the layers.
That's it.

I talked her out of it.
She'd be paying the same price as if we iced it.
The cake edged will be SO dry.
It's SO HARD to stack when we can't use buttercream as glue.
And she'd be able to see the plates and pillars we use for stacking.
We use icing to cover the ugly parts.

TLDR; yeah, not cute.

LOL shutterBUG

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:07 pm


You did the right thing.

(I didn't know you worked in a bakery?)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:20 pm


I find LOL's working in a bakery oddly appealing.

Deaux


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:39 pm


I'd post my naked cake pictures but they're umm.. 'Different' than these sweatdrop
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