(Before you read. I would like to apologize in advance if anyone takes offense to this contest on how I portray Canada. I made this with the thoughts of an Ignorant American to make it have that satire feeling. I am sorry.)
We've celebrated Canada Day annually the past three years, and featured the 4th of July, American Independence Day, Bastille Day, and Labour Day all at once last year. Well that's stupid! The 4th of July Contest deserves to be a contest on its own! Watch this contest kick Canada Day in its nards!
Moose Change? Get real money!
Attention, Canada! My name is America, and your country needs to get better money. Don’t know what board game this came from, but it’s a joke. It’s like you want us to make fun of you! Least in America we give our people a Stimulus Package if they need a Digimon! To apply for your Stimulus Package please Random Number Generate 2000-2100 and get 2014. Then PM Darkfire Karan with the page you won and also say the date that the U.S. became independent from Great Britain. Also please note that this Digimon is super rare and it will never given out again...EVER.
Locked Line Renamon won by: Shadow of Miracles
Ice Cream Showdown x 250? More like needs more burgers!
The Forth of July breaths the smell of burgers cooking on grills. Who goes skiing in July? I hear that the White House is hosting a picnic and Obama is making his legendary "Yes We Can" burger for one lucky Tamer! To the Picnic we go! Simply be the third post on page 45 to get yourself the Obama Burger!
Burgermon won by: Zadok the 28th
Canadian Currency? Obama help!
Canada, you did it again! You even managed to ruin this! Why? Why do we even let you be a country? Great now Canada stole our bacon for the bacon eating contest! It turns out three Obama Imposters are running among the guild! Quick find them before they turn into Canadian Bacon! PM Darkfire Karan with each link to the Obama Imposters.
Cho Hakkaimon won by: Levelknight
FREEDOM!
America is awesome! We have all this freedom and people complain that we do not have enough freedom! We have so much freedom that I will be giving out orange chicken to the guy who gives me the funniest DTI memes. PM Darkfire Karan your memes or post them here. AMERICA! HECK YEA! (All Submissions are due before 7/6/2014 11:59 PM Central)
Hyokomon won by: UnHolyFudge
Real American Fireworks!
You poor thing. Having to watch fireworks in Canada, with America right there. American fireworks are loud and flashy! They are way cooler then Canada's! Help this volunteer light em up! Roll Ten 10-sided dice, and get roll an 80 or above, then RNG a number from 8990-9010 and get 9001. PM Darkfire Karan with proof that you finished this.
Bantyo Lillymon won by: X Kaos X
Extra Contest
Anyone can participate in this portion! But you can only win one of the following. The prizes differ on which portion you win.
Obamacare!
The first four Tamers to RNG one of the following numbers wins! Simply RNG from 1-100 and get one of the following numbers.
25.
Flaming Wings won by: Xx_Yume_Shinkirou_xX
50.
Armor Crush won by: X Kaos X
75.
X-Antibody won by: MisterSmokes
100.
Giga Hand won by: Little Pinch of Ginger
