"Shlikt* What are you doing here? Close the door, you're letting light in! As you can see, my hands *shlikt* are full at the moment as I attempt to perfect the cloning process for Lord Daddicus! If you would like *shlikt* to leave a specimen behind, please label and date it and I'll get *shlikt* to it as soon as I can! If you are here for relationship *shlikt* advice, please write your note and leave it in my *shlikt* lab with the title, "Dear Dr. Scabrous" and I will answer your question in my weekly advice column.