[PRP] Masters of possible disasters (Li Shou & Akubi)

[Pales]

Akubi hadn't been doing too much. He reached out and took part of the whole team spirit thing and took part in the academy wide event. Now? Now he was napping on a bench at the maul. Mostly because he got bored while wandering the place, sat down and then never bothered to get back up to go wandering around again.

For the most part people left him alone.

It was probably wise.

Ah, the life of a demonic catboil. It was so sweet. So lazy. So...boring.

Sexy Cocaine

 

[Sexy Cocaine]

Li Shou had taken a trip to the maul for the only thing that truly mattered to him: Swedish fish candy. If the young boil had a food pyramid, it was entirely made of the red confectionery, and eventually his dental work would probably show it.

Toting the spoils of his parent's monthly envelope of seeds, the cat sidhe appeared to be on his way out, but he caught a glimpse of a certain lazy bones and couldn't help but stop to chortle.

"Haha! What are you, a filthy hobo? Sleeping on a bench! Hahaha!" Yes Li Shou, laugh at the prospect of poverty. That winning personality really shines through.

Pales

 

[Pales]

An eye lazily popped open and an ear flicked. He'd been 'in between' naps at that point when he heard the voice of the younger boil. "What are you? Some little candy-cavity-wimp-faerie waiting to happen to some poor human? Pssh."

Akubi sat up a little straighter and opened the other eye, "You think you're hurting my feelings or something? That was very weak."

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[Sexy Cocaine]

"No!" Li Shou immediately yelled, causing a few bystanders to glance in their direction. Not that he realized his breed was actually associated with fairies in human culture. "I am a cait sith! The most powerful cat demon ever." Sure buddy whatever helps you sleep. "It's obvious you're not, therefore making you inferior."

The young boil smirked at his 'victory' and popped his bag of Swedish fish open. "So it is you that is weak." He spoke with his mouth full, little chunks of candy flying out as he bragged.  

[Pales]

"If you were that strong you'd keep your food in your mouth," Akubi said in a bored tone. He moved to stand up and stretched his arms out over his head. "You're like a dog that barks, but has no teeth."

Akubi didn't really usually pluck at low hanging fruit, but since this fruit was talking to him...

"So, woofy, you got a name or do you just hide behind anonymity like a coward?" Akubi raised an eyebrow.  

[Sexy Cocaine]

Li Shou seemed content on ignoring the comment regarding his poor eating etiquette, even if that was the only thing he left alone.

"My name is Li Shou!" More red sugar confetti flew from his mouth. His name wasn't actually Li Shou, but he hadn't told a soul about that fact since arriving at Amity. "I don't care to know your name. You'll always just be the hobo to me anyways." What a nice way to be told to save your breath. Such a sweet boil.  

[Pales]

"Rather be a Hobo than someone with very little good taste, like you," he taunted back at Li Shou with a smug grin. He honestly didn't care what the other catboil thought of him.

He move to get up onto his feet and then meandered closer to Li Shou, "So. Woofy what are you up to?" Akubi was so bored. Bored enough to antagonize someone else, at least for a little while.

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