'Eeeeeeeey. How's it goin', yew gaize?
I haven't posted in a while so I figured I'd remedy that.
Oh, and as you can no doubt tell from my not-lack of formatting,
I GOT MY COMPUTER UP AND RUNNING AGAIN! YAAAAAAAY!!!
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*ahem* Let's knock on some wood and hope it stays that way.
*knocks on all the wood. All of it*

AND! Since I'm posting, I may as well catch y'all up with free grants! WHOO!
Alrighty, let's see... first off we have~

That stupid geemoji thing. Well, at least we get free s**t out of it!
Human and Paws
I'm not sure if they still work...
They also had that if you click on the links to the Google store and the Apple store that you get 500 mil gold each.
I don't know if that still works either but here are the links anyway:
Google and Apple

In commemoration of Prince's death:
Human and Paws

For Earth Day:
Humans and Paws

And there's also a mini-event going on in the forums!
All the NPCs and Devs have little alien blobs on their heads! oh noes!
CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE
It might seem like nothing happened, but it did!
Go to the "Special" tab in your inventory and you'll find a Gelatinous Space Egg.
Inside is a Space Blob, an [Animal] Space Blob, and a 1 bil mythrill coin.
You also get the Unfortunate Abductee achievement, which gives you "Alien" and "Abductee" titles.

WHEW!!!