Millions Worldwide Cling To Faith That Jesus’s Resurrectio

[Garland-Green]

Was Elaborate Hoax

WORLD—This Easter weekend, millions of people around the world will affirm their sacred belief that the resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth around 30 A.D. in Jerusalem was an elaborate hoax pulled off by a few poor fisherman.

Speaking to reporters, one man explained how his belief that Jesus did not actually rise from the dead is foundational to his life. “At this time of year, my hope lies in my strong faith that the historical narratives and numerous eyewitness accounts of the risen Christ were in fact just part of the largest trick ever pulled off in the history of mankind.”

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[Voxbury]

I mean, this is more or less the Muslim teaching from the Qu'ran - just without a death being involved at all. In Sunni Islam, Jesus ascends to Heaven in his physical body as Maryam, his mother, did (the doctrine of the Assumption in Catholicism with respect to Mary). The Qu'ran also states that Jesus will return before the end of time.