Of What He Did

May 30, 2017

NEW YORK, NY—Renowned serial killer George “The Bronx Monster” Sutton, who terrorized New York and surrounding areas in the 1990s before being caught and sentenced to fourteen consecutive life sentences, was pardoned by a federal judge Tuesday after his attorney explained that murder was “really only about 3%” of what he did during his reign of terror.

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