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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:53 am


	HOUSTON, TX—During a Wednesday night Bible study, local pathetic Christian Hank Lawson was deeply humiliated for being forced to consult his Bible’s table of contents after being unable to locate the book of Philemon in the Scriptures, sources confirmed. Read more: link

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 6:42 am


	Quote: “It was so painful,” another church member told reporters. “What kind of a loser can’t find Philemon?” The parishioner further stated that he wasn’t even aware his Bible had a table of contents until he witnessed the unfortunate incident Wednesday night. rofl

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