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dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama I figured I'd come by to say hi

I am ok. I am obsessed with The Animals right now and if I had a time Machine, I'd totally ******** Eric Burdon..

I also spent like 6 hours listening to hardbass last Tuesday and it melted my brain so now I am a fake a** gopnik or something because I actually like that s**t.

also I am writing a book right now. here is the book jacket i've been writing it sicne like Late November and have 4 chapters done but do I do them in order? Oh ******** no ******** you. I have the prologue, and the first 2 chapters done, the final chapter done because I needed top write it like RIGHT ******** NOW and I am halfway through the epilogue while also editing chapter 2.

I was not sober when I came up with the idea and flounder bvetween ******** YEAH I CAN DO THIS and JESUS ******** GOD WHY DID I CHOOSE HISTORICAL FICTION THAT REQUIRES SO MUCH ******** RESEARCH KILL ME

Also I am going to New World Magischola larp in December this year with my sister and we're going to do wizard school larping because ******** you, your a** smells.

I am also dressing fdar more goth these days because i am old enough now that i don't give a single ******** solitary ******** and ******** hay my soul is like at least 50% hippy goth.

Brandon and I are getting ******** married on our 10th anniversary by a midgit elvis in vegas.

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ediot

oh yeah i have a pet turtle now. his name is spud

https://i.imgur.com/60pO7Qd.jpg

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I just read your book jacket and I'm like ******** YES that sounds like a romp sign me up~!
Midget in Las Vegas?? LIVIN' THE DREAM GURL
D'awww widdle turdle! I like how he's having a staredown with your cat lolol

also hi I miss you <3