[FNT: 4/13/18] Edge vs. Rob Van Dam

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

"One! Two!" Edge was caught by RVD's legs, pinned down, but was able to kick out once more!  

[The Whole Effin Show]

After the second near-fall, RVD hops to his feet!  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Trying to stay away from danger, Edge would roll away and roll out of the ring, trying to recover.  

[The Whole Effin Show]

RVD walk to the ropes and holds on to them, waiting for Edge to notice him!  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

After recovering, Edge would turn around, looking for RVD.. when, all of a sudden...  

[The Whole Effin Show]

Rob launches himself over the top rope with a diving crossbody attempt to Edge on the outside!

 

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

The crossbody connects! The weight of Van Dam accelerating at an amazing rate was too much for Edge too handle, causing him to fall down backfirst into the concrete, with RVD on top!  

[The Whole Effin Show]

RVD continues his flurry of offense in this match, doing another RVD taunt after he got up.  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Edge would roll around, favoring his mid-section and back.


All of a sudden, Edge had a flashback. He distinctly remembers walking out of his locker room, ready to compete in a match. Edge would stop once he saw a fat, dark-skinned boy approach him. "Hey, Mr. Edge! My name's Brian Lonesome and I wanna suck you off." The boy would lick his lips as he would eye Edge's bulge. The Rated-R Superstar was weirded out by this boy's homosexual desires. "Get the ******** out of here, you retard" Edge commanded as he smacked the boy with a backhand slap. The boy would start crying, listening to Drake while begging for some juicy c0ck.

The flashback would end.  

[The Whole Effin Show]

wtf........

RVD helps Edge to his feet and slides him in the ring and follows his daydreaming a** back in.  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Edge, without much resistance, would be rolled into the ring.  

[The Whole Effin Show]

RVD slowly picks Edge up to his feet, and goes for a forearm to the jaw.  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

RVD would hit Edge with a hard forearm to the jaw, causing Edge to stumble back.  

[The Whole Effin Show]

Rob goes for a couple more strikes!  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Edge was hit once more, but would attempt to retaliate with strikes of his own, trying to initiate a slug out!