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Onikiria


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:35 pm
heart "Greetings, young Padawan!" heart

It appears that my travels have brought me to a strange new planet called Terra, a planet with quite unusual fashion.

Young Padawan, your objectives are to roll 20 100 Sided Dice, as well as nominate a fellow Padawan as your Captain.


(Or Quoting, as these Terrans say.)
Through doing this, you are summoning them forth in order to attempt a coordinates beacon drop.
Please be aware that not all Captains fly as a team, and you may also elect multiple Captains at once- but no more than four.
(However, this may also add difficulty to the challenge at hand.)

Young Padawan, you will next add a new "Post" with your findings in any roll order, and open this confounded "Google."
Your datapad may have given you far too much data, or perhaps we are in need for better maintenance droids.
You must choose the correct Longitude/Latitude numbers for yourself, and "Edit" it into your "Post" beneath the previous numbers.

The err, "Quoted" Captain will then roll 20 100 Sided Dice, and confirm the coordinates their own beacon has sent them.

Find an unsavory place of ill repute, or a location with poor landing site unfit for this tiny "Skiff"-
(As Terrans call it), and you may not acquire a present from my cryostasis chamber.


Fail to synchronize exact coordinates with your captain, and you will have to wait until the next twenty four hours.
After that, you two may calculate new coordinates and attempt at a new rendezvous attempt.

Should you succeed your rendezvous attempt, the prize is still not yet won.

Next, my young Padawan will roll a Single 20 Sided Dice to confirm the landing procedures.

If the number is 20, the rendezvous mission is a guaranteed success, and the bounty is yours!
If you roll 16-19, well... at least you got a small compensation bounty out of it.
(Just don't tell Darth Daddicus about the repair bill to the dings on my ship... the locals weren't very friendly.)
If the number is 10-15, then my ship's fuselage explodes because you were so late.
(There is bound to be a lecture about tardiness later.)
If the number is less than 10, well... better luck next time, and try not to crash so hard.
(Just what kind of atmosphere calculations did you run on this backwater planet, anyways?)

Example:
Onikiria has rolled a D100 20 Times!
64,27,56,8,58,52,28,61,39,58,67,65,30,99,67,9,86,2,19,50
Onikiria is located at: 64.526750, 8.279930


Darth Daddicus
Captain, Onikiria has requested a coordinate beacon drop!


Darth Daddicus has rolled a D100 20 Times!
66,69,67,88,21,60,43,5,26,75,81,24,6,25,72,72,9,21,51,49
Darth Daddicus is located at: 66.516751, 6.268825


Location is within distance of target!
Onikiria has rolled a D20!
15
Darth Daddicus has missed Onikiria by a microsecond, Onikiria's fuselage explodes, the rendezvous has failed!
 
PostPosted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 4:02 am
I'm confused, where am I anyway. gonk
Oh, and you glow but can't grab it from here.  


ozkur


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Onikiria


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 1:25 pm
ozkur
I'm confused, where am I anyway. gonk
Oh, and you glow but can't grab it from here.


This here "Thread," as Terrans call it, is a "Dice Game."  
ozkur rolled 20 100-sided dice: 83, 90, 71, 46, 73, 35, 37, 54, 46, 64, 80, 36, 14, 86, 59, 91, 63, 14, 80, 10 Total: 1132 (20-2000)
PostPosted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 3:07 pm
So I'm a padawan and am to roll dice, hmmm...

Like this, right? Now what!...

Oh, I'm supposed to pick a captain, from who or where Like Darth Daddicus? I'd never make for a good captain I don't suppose.  


ozkur


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ozkur rolled 1 20-sided dice: 9 Total: 9 (1-20)


ozkur


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 3:13 pm
Let's see, Landing procedures

What, how did that happen? emotion_0A0  
Darth Daddicus rolled 20 100-sided dice: 55, 27, 59, 100, 86, 82, 14, 45, 31, 83, 66, 19, 97, 28, 21, 98, 85, 73, 13, 86 Total: 1168 (20-2000)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:45 am
Onikiria

ozkur


Who says I want to be found by these stinking padawans in the first place?!
Don't I have to put up with enough of them while I'm walking through the halls of my Temple?!


*edit - Darth Daddicus is located at n31.274514, w100.212873  

Darth Daddicus
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Onikiria


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:45 am
Darth Daddicus

Who says I want to be found by these stinking padawans in the first place?!
Don't I have to put up with enough of them while I'm walking through the halls of my Temple?!



My apologies.
The Padawans were intended to work together for this training exercise.
However, it appears they are currently a bit too jelly legged for the job.
Relying on our valiant Vice Captain to get them out of a rut, was merely meant to be an example exercise.
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