Once upon a time there was a giant butt in the sky.
His name was Sir Buttington, and he was the most plump self scrumptious butt that any y'all has ever seen. Imagine Kim Kardashian's butt but 20% more scrumptious, and you are close to achieving your earthly desires of being a butt rating wizard.
All you need to do is give me $35 and recruit five other people and charge them $35. Give me 10 bucks for every person you recruit and we can all worship the butt.
EDIT: if you recruit 3 people who each recruit 3 people, you become a "regional butt wizard VP" and you can take $10 from their recruitment fee, to pay me $1 upline commission for being your supreme butt wizard triple emerald diamond ceo commander of butt knowledge
