= Theme Configuration Winter 2023 Winter Triple Play Part 1
= Theme Segments Tiny Tina Wonderlands Review Case of the Killer Pizzas VHS Review
= Game Segments Match Game 74 Game What Would You Do Game (Postponed) Total Panic Game: TMNT Pizza Power Figure It Out Game (Postponed)
= Match Game 74 Wraparounds 1. TMNT Shredder's Revenge Review 2. Jazz Jackrabbit Review 3. Raptor Call of the Shadows Review 4. Tiny Tina Wonderlands Review 5. Duke Nukem 1 Review 6. Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure Review 7. Duke Nukem 2 Review 8. Commander Keen Goodbye Galaxy Review 9. Blake Stone Review 10. Halloween Harry Review 11. Wacky Wheels Review 12. Cybersphere/Cybersphere Plus Review 13. Major Styker Review 14. Warcraft 2 Review 15. Banjo-Kazooie Review 16. Captain Claw Review 17. Crazy Taxi Review 18. Warcraft 1 Review 19. Altered Beast Review 20. DuckTales Review
= Triple Play Segments What Would You Do: Good Household Keeping (Postponed) Match Game 1974: Larxene Knocks 'em Dead Parts 1-3 Figure It Out: TBA (Postponed)
= Post Game Filler Updates All That Set 5 1991-1992 Rules of the Game PSAs Nick Studios PSA Rainbow Paintbrush Part 4 Second Chance OOC Game Pilot Total Panic 2023 Q2 Preview
Start: 1-22-2023 End: 3-14-2023
Hello, everyone & welcome to another Guild OOC Game of the Mermaid Princess RP Guild!
It's the Return of the First Participation Games with Reviews, Previews, and more... It's Total Panic!
I will be RPing as the NPC Guest Hosts: Cookie Masterson & Kagome Carter
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2023 10:16 am
Cookie Masterson Family Double Dare Revived Host
Kagome Carter USAF Colonel "Have you thought this through?"
Kagome Carter USAF Colonel "Have you thought this through?"
[Nickelodeon Studios, Total Panic Set] (Cheers and applause)
Narrator: Good Afternoon, it's Sunday, January 22, and in just a few minutes, some audience members will be delivering punchlines to funny jokes then make Household jobs into fun games & we've got 2 Hidden Talents waiting to be seen as its all coming up on the Return of... NICKELODEON'S TOTAL PANIC!!! And now, here are your hosts, Cookie Masterson and Guest Host, Kagome Carter!
Cookie Masterson: Hello, everyone and welcome back as its been over 30 Years!
It's great to be back on...
Host & Audience: TOTAL PANIC!!!
= Line-Up Tiny Tina Wonderlands Review Match Game 74 Game TMNT Case of the Killer Pizzas VHS Review What Would You Do Game Total Panic Game: TMNT Pizza Power Figure It Out Game
Cookie Masterson: To celebrate this return, we'll be hearing the Narrator's Corner about a D&D Game that's fun to play for all systems along with a Half Hour of Comedy Club Jokes with Match Game 74!
We'll show you how to make Household tasks fun with What Would You Do along with a VHS Review of Case of the Killer Pizzas...
Cookie Masterson: Sounds like fun! We also have 2 Hidden Talents coming up on Figure It Out & right here in Total Panic, we'll be having a Special Guest, in person, all the way from New York City... Don, Mike, Raph & Leo! The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
(Cheers)
Sounds like a lot of fun! What should we do first?
Cookie Masterson: Well, when unsure, let's ask the audience! So, audience, what's first?
RNG 1-5: 3. Killer Pizzas Video Review Audience: TURTLE POWER!!!
You've got it!
Robin brings out the tape. *Segment 1: Case of the Killer Pizzas Review*
Narrator: Now I love this one along with the Mikey Special. Which is Meatball Pizzas & this episode of the 1987-1996 Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is Fantastic. I haven't seen this one as a child as all I had was Super Rocksteady & Mighty Bebop back then and the tape went missing so I don't remember where it is. This is the 6th Episode of Season 2 in 1988, which is after the 4-Part HyperStone Saga Episodes.
This is the episode of Classic TMNT where we're introduced to the Killer Pizzas that later appeared in the Turtles in Time Arcade Game. Anyway, this is a very funny episode where Shredder plants meatballs onto pizza prizes to draw the Turtles out of the Sewers but it turns into a Monster Food Fight. Other than that, its a funny episode. When it came to VHS, the episode, "Enter The Fly" was also included which had. That episode had another Pizza that Mikey made, Anchovies with Mint Herbs.
*Segment 1-1: Case of the Killer Pizzas Review = Disc Location Complete* Narrator: Case of the Killer Pizzas on the TMNT Classic Complete Series can be found on Disc 2 of that Nicktoons Set. As for "Enter The Fly", the same thing applies to Disc 2 of same Complete Series. Disc 2 being the Second Season that show.
(Cheers)
Cookie Masterson: Thank you. When we return, we'll give our audience total control of which game we'll see... Match Game 74, Figure It Out or What Would You Do. Don't Go Away!!!
Kagome Carter USAF Colonel "Have you thought this through?"
[Nickelodeon Studios, Total Panic Set] (Cheers, Return from Commercial)
= Line-Up Tiny Tina Wonderlands Review Match Game 74 Game What Would You Do Game Total Panic Game: TMNT Pizza Power Figure It Out Game
*Segment 2 Decision Time* We've heard so many cheering and screaming that we've burned out out Applause-o-meter, so we got a newer version from our Workshop. Kagome turns it on. Let's go to Cookie for what's next.
Cookie Masterson: Okay. This is the part where the audience has total control as its time for our Game Poll! The 3 Games we have today are... Match Game 74 What Would You Do and Figure It Out So quick review, who would like to see a Match Game 74, What Would You Do or Figure It Out Game?
RNG 1-100 Applause-o-meter Rating Results Match Game 74 = 98 [TOTAL PANIC] What Would You Do = 91 [TOTAL PANIC] Figure It Out = 84 [Totally Cool]
Cooke Masterson: Alright! Let's play that game! Roll that Tape! Let's do it!
The Narrator brings out the TMNT's Portable Portal and puts in an Orange Tape into the VCR to play the Most Requested Game.
Kagome Carter USAF Colonel "Have you thought this through?"
[Nickelodeon Studios, Total Panic Set] (Cheers, Return from Commercial)
= Line-Up Tiny Tina Wonderlands Review Match Game 74 Game What Would You Do Game Total Panic Game: TMNT Pizza Power Figure It Out Game
= Wraparounds Match Game 74: Shredder's Revenge Review (Wraparound 1)
*Match Game Wraparound 1* What sweet introduction to an Improv Comedy Game for its 74 Edition! Anyway, I'm here right now with Young Adam from the Walt Disney World Theme Park here in Orlando. Welcome, Young Adam.
Young Adam NPC Wraparound Host
*Wraparound 1: Shredder's Revenge Review*
Adam: Thanks. I'll have you know that I'm 14 years old here. Anyway, we've got something to show our Audience. Adam shows a Box Set containing a TMNT Arcade Game
Adam: What drives people into Classic Arcade Games? Is it because of a Good Time to unwind? Is it because of Comic Book Heroes turned Nicktoon Superheroes? Or Both? I would say both because everyone knows our boys in Green, Cowabunga Dude! In 1987, the Turtles really made the scene and every where you go until the Red Sky Arc from 1994-1996, it was Leo, Don, Raph & Mike kicking some shell, trashing the Foot Clans Robots and saving the Big Apple from Shredder, Krang, Bebop, Rocksteady & the Technodrome. But long before they were known as Saturday Morning Cartoon Superheros that love to eat Pizza and make Children happy, smile & laugh, they were characters in a Comic Book.
Now they're back, coming out of the sewers and onto all Platforms as they take down Shredder & Krang once again. The Narrator played this and its Old School Retro Fun as it contains everything from both the 80s Cartoon & 90s Arcade but its only around 15 Levels long as April, Casey and Splinter can join in the battle to take down the Technodrome. But the Arcade Mode, brings the Game to its Lost Sequel Status of Turtles in Time as the Classic TMNT are Timeless.
(Cheers & Applause) Applause-o-Meter Rating: TOTAL PANIC!!!
That was outstanding, Young Adam. We'll have more of his showcases after this and more Match Game 74!
Kagome Carter USAF Colonel "Have you thought this through?"
[Nickelodeon Studios, Total Panic Set] (Cheers, Return from Commercial)
= Line-Up Tiny Tina Wonderlands Review Match Game 74 Game What Would You Do Game Total Panic Game: TMNT Pizza Power Figure It Out Game Case of the Killer Pizzas VHS Review
= Wraparounds Match Game 74: Shredder's Revenge Review (Wraparound 1) Match Game 74: Jazz Jackrabbit & Raptor Review (Wraparound 2)
*Match Game Wraparound 2* Narrator: Space Ranger Fans of Bucky O'Hare Unite & Turtles Beware! As its time for an Epic Space Adventure Review Corner on TOTAL PANIC!!! And here's your hosts, Kagome Carter & Cookie Masterson!
We see the Hosts at the Theater Snack Shack Howdy Do, everyone! We'll be reviewing some space faring games where if you're looking for adventure, you got it!
*Match Game Wraparound 2-1: Jazz Jackrabbit Review*
First is Jazz Jackrabbit, one of the Best Games of the 90s for the PC where you have a Super Speedy Looney Tunes like Rabbit character blasting away turtles that have taken over various planets inspired by Sonic the Hedgehog, Ninja Turtles and Bucky O'Hare from 1987, 1991 & 1993 which are great cartoon series too. Jazz takes on a Turtle Army with Flame Guns, Missiles, Grenades & Dynamite across 11 Episodes, 9 Story Episodes & 2 Christmas Episodes. *Jazz Jackrabbit Applause-o-Meter Rating: 2. Totally Cool*
*Match Game Wraparound 2-2: Raptor Review* Cookie Masterson: Sounds like a fun Mascot Platformer in 1994 and one of the best of its time. I'd prefer to fly high with Raptor Call of the Shadows while shooting down enemy aircraft as its High Flying Arcade Shooter where you pilot a Fighter Jet across 3 Episodes containing 9 Levels each. However, it gets harder as when you play via Auto Pilot Mode & clear and an Episode, it gets Harder on the Next Episode. Thankfully, you'll have more than just a Chaingun & Energy Cells to protect your Fighter Jet as you can purchase Shields, Weapons & Upgrades up to 20 Items can be equipped total. This Apogee game is loved with great arcade gameplay that will make you soar like an eagle. *Raptor Applause-o-Meter Rating: 2. Totally Cool*
Sounds like 2 Retro Games that are awesome! Here's more Match Game!
Kagome Carter USAF Colonel "Have you thought this through?"
Vanitas Ventus, Aqua & Terra's Brother "Cleaning under the sea is a real tail charge!"
[Nickelodeon Studios, Total Panic Set] (Cheers, Return from Commercial)
= Line-Up Match Game 74 Game What Would You Do Game Total Panic Game: TMNT Pizza Power Figure It Out Game
= Wraparounds Match Game 74: Shredder's Revenge Review (Wraparound 1) Match Game 74: Jazz Jackrabbit & Raptor Review (Wraparound 2) Match Game 74: Wonderlands Review (Wraparound 3)
*Match Game Wraparound 3* Welcome back to Total Panic! I see we got a Looney Tunes joke to make you laugh on Match Game 74. Now we'll be checking out the Narrator's Corner to see one of the best Tabletop Games for all Systems based on Dungeons & Dragons. Bayou's Childhood Friend, Vanitas, will tell us more about it as he's on the Scene at Epcot Center at Disney World Orlando. So get set for a Road Trip!
[Total Panic Feed: Epcot Center, Disney World Orlando] *Road Trip*
*Match Game 74 Wraparound 4: Wonderlands Review*
We see Vanitas in a Green Screen of a Basement with a Tabletop Game in Progress as Vanitas gives his review. What makes a Tabletop Game so fantastic where you can use Magitek Guns to shoot down the Black Dragon's Horde while visiting a Kingdom that's home to Royal Family with a Horse made out of the Richest Diamonds? You get Tiny Tina Wonderlands which continues up on Dragon's Keep as it too is inspired by Dungeons & Dragons.
As you can see, when the Narrator played it, he was blown away. You get to pick a character class by doing character sheets in the game which determine the game piece on the World Map & jump right in. In addition to Magitek Weapons, you also have Rings, Amulets & Magic Spells to use in the game while doing several Side Quests along the way during the Black Dragon Main Story. The Random Encounters have various enemy types such as Mimic Chests, Smurfs, Mushrooms and more.
While the Game is fun like King of Dragons & Knights of the Round with its Swords and Sorcery Tabletop Setting, there's more than meets the eye as the best part is during the Main & Side Quest, there's more than one way to complete them as there's decisions to make from the Simple Rest Up in Town/Venture into the Mountains to the More Complicated Seek Companions/Proceed Alone which is pretty good and you need to be smart about what you decide to focus on during its Tabletop Gameplay.
There's also Shrines & Obelisk Challenges in Wonderlands that unlock Multipliers for your champion. Overall, Wonderlands is a Fantastic Game and I think it has potential for its own game series. *Wonderlands Applause-o-Meter Rating: 3. TOTAL PANIC!*
(Cheers, Cut back to Total Panic Set) *Match Game 74 Wraparound 5: Duke Nukem Review* Here's a great classic, Duke Nukem. In this game, you're armed with Energy Pistol as you travel throughout a City in the 1990s, the Moon and the Future where you shoot down robots and collect scoring items such as Iced Tea or Coca-Cola Soda Cans for Health, Merchandise worth points, Keys to unlock areas & even Power Ups that let you Jump Higher, Cross Light Bridges, fire more plasma bolts and even climb on ceilings. *Wonderlands Applause-o-Meter Rating: 3. Totally Cool*
Cookie Masterson: Sounds like we've got some pretty good games here. We'll have more Retro Fun to talk about soon but for now, more Match Game 74!
Kagome Carter USAF Colonel "Have you thought this through?"
[Nickelodeon Studios, Total Panic Set] (Cheers, Return from Commercial)
= Line-Up Match Game 74 Game What Would You Do Game Total Panic Game: TMNT Pizza Power Figure It Out Game
= Wraparounds Match Game Wraparound 6: Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure Match Game Wraparound 7: Duke Nukem 2
*Match Game Wraparound 6: Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure Review* Welcome back to Total Panic! Game 1-3 of Match Game 74's Knocks 'em Dead Comedy Club is almost up and Game 2 will return. I wonder who will take on Vanitas in Game 2? But first, here's some Reviews that will be blow you away. First we've got what appears to be a Simpsons like Disney Platformer... Check it out!
Well, howdy do to this game & any Disney fan would go, "Look, Mom! New Disney Characters!" when they play it. Its Apogee's Cosmo Cosmic Adventure where all the aliens are cute and colorful where you play a Bart Simpson alien who can jump on top of enemies like Super Mario while collecting items which is very enjoyable for children of all ages & that's just the Shareware Episode.
Stroll across various levels collecting items as you help Cosmo rescue his parents so they can travel to Walt Disney World here in Orlando. You'll also collect Super Stars along the way for Bonus Stages to play. The More Super Stars you find, the more Cool the Bonus Stages are. *Applause-o-Meter Rating: 1. Totally Calm*
*Match Game Wraparound 7: Duke Nukem 2 Review* Cookie Masterson: Really? Duke Nukem 2 takes the first game and expands with new weapons as you take on the armies of the Rigelatin Empire, alien invaders from another planet who are out to steal the brains of the earth & its up to Duke Nukem to send these invaders back to the Far Side of the Moon! Believe it or not as this is no Monster Movie of a platformer where you use their own Blaster Rifles against them along with 3 different weapon mods each with their own supply of ammo... Laser Rifles that are piercing shots, Flamethrowers which have wide radius and can be used as a Jetpack when fired below, and a Rocket Launcher that can blow up even the meanest of alien slimes! You even get to play a Rigelatin Ship armed with a Energy Cannon that puts all the other weapons to shame! *Applause-o-Meter Rating: 3. TOTAL PANIC!*
Here's a Joyful Game that will make you do the Pogo in the 1990s, Commander Keen Goodbye Galaxy. It may look hard but its fun as you got plenty of collectables across 2 Episodes. In this Game, Keen works on the Tachyon Transceiver which is like an interdimensional Radio that that can pick up programing from every single universe & on one such station, it picks up a message from the Shikadi who plan to use the Quantum Explosion Dynamo Space Station to dominate the galaxy. Its up to Commander Keen to save the universe once again as you use your Proton Pistol to stun enemies and your Pogo Stick to collect items to complete stages. *Applause-o-Meter Rating: 2. Totally Cool*
Cookie Masterson: Sounds like fun as it has Sweets and sugars as scoring items like Pizzas, Sodas, Ice Cream, Candy and more. Even the inchworms are fun in the game in one level as finding all 12 of them gives you a surprise. We have more fun retro reviews but for now, its back to Match Game 74!
Kagome Carter USAF Colonel "Have you thought this through?"
[Nickelodeon Studios, Total Panic Set] (Cheers, Return from Commercial)
= Line-Up Match Game 74 Game What Would You Do Game Total Panic Game: TMNT Pizza Power Figure It Out Game
= Wraparounds Match Game Wraparound 9: Blake Stone Review Match Game Wraparound 10: Halloween Harry Review Match Game 11: Wacky Wheels Review
(Cheers, cut to Total Panic Set, return from Commercial) Narrator: Let's blast off to where no fan has gone before on TOTAL PANIC!!! And now here's Kagome & Cookie!
Cookie Masterson: Welcome back to Total Panic as we've got more Match Game coming up later on with Round 2 of Match 2, but first, I got some questions that need to be answered... Why do Science Labs have Secrets within Secrets and why do they have stockpiles of riches? It's all Heavens to Vacuum Tubes to me.
Match Game Wraparound 9: Blake Stone Review *Applause-o-Meter Rating: 1. Totally Calm* Oh goodness me. Blake Stone Aliens of Gold appears to be a hard shooter out there. Its damage is accuracy based, so you better watch your back as there's only one Extra Life in this Game that can be earned. Besides that, this game has a Comic Book in the manual where in the Future, mankind has formed Space Colonies to expand & one Space Colony has been locked down due to Mutation Experiments in Science's War on Progress. It's up to the player to blast off into the Space Colony and put an end to these mutation experiments across 66 Stages as there's 2 Bonus Levels in each of the 6 Episodes.
However, there are innocent scientists in the game so watch what you're doing as it can decrease your score when using 5 Weapons. So speak to them as some can either attack or help the player by giving them hints, ammo and tokens. You need to find a Red Key to complete each level before unlocking the next one. Thankfully, there's plenty of scoring items to collect. So know when to be quiet and know when to strike in this game.
*Wraparound 10: Halloween Harry Review* *Applause-o-Meter Rating: 2. Totally Cool* Cookie Masterson: In Halloween Harry, you're out to save the Big Apple armed with a Flame Gun and Jetpack as invaders from space have landed on earth and burrowed their ship under the sewers below a skyscraper in NYC & they're planing to unleash an army of Zombie aliens to take the planet. Make sure you don't run out of fuel for your Jetpack and Flamethrower otherwise, you'll won't get far. But thankfully, you have a Plasma Cannon, Missiles, Thermo Grenades, Micro Nukes and the Awesome Omega Smart Bombs that will wipe out the alien invaders across the NYC Sewers, Warehouse, Skyscraper & the Alien Mothership itself.
*Wraparound 11: Wacky Wheels Review* *Applause-o-Meter Rating: 2. Totally Cool* I prefer a nice Go Kart Race with Wacky Wheels myself. You get to toss Hedgehogs at other go karts, like Red, Blue & Green Turtle Shells somewhat like Mario Kart. You have 8 different Zoo Animals to pick from in their go karts. I like Uno since he's a Cute & Cuddly Panda Bear. The Horsepower you can pick from are 6 or 12MPH sort of like the 50 & 100cc Engine Classes. It's fun to drive around as you race for the Podium Finish in each Grand Prix Race from Bronze to Gold Cups. Make sure you don't get 4th or lower, otherwise, you'll Rank Out.
Cookie Masterson: Sounds like 3 cool games we've got to play. Hopefully, we'll see them in an Nick Arcade OOC Game soon. Oh and word to the wise, in Wacky Wheels, try not to Crash Out since that's worse than Ranking Out. We've got more Match Game 74...
