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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 6:55 pm
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What are the best jokes and punchlines that you can think of? Please share them here and they could be featured in a Match Game OOC Game.  
PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 8:48 pm
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!  

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1. What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games.

2. What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!

3. Why are snails slow? Because they’re carrying a house on their back.

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5. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? You rocket.

6. How did the baby tell his mom he had a wet diaper? He sent her a pee-mail.

7. Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they always have bills!

8. How did Benjamin Franklin feel holding his kite when he discovered electricity? Shocked!

9. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods!

10. Why are pizza jokes the worst? They’re too cheesy.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2023 5:23 am
What board game does the sky love to play? Twister.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2023 5:56 am
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Replies will be slow on the old laptop. Here's one...

How does a SpongeBob BC PreHistory Caveman make a fire with two sticks?
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A DOOM 64 Laser Rifle that Scores one for the Future!  
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Replies will be slow on the old laptop. Here's one...

How does a SpongeBob BC PreHistory Caveman make a fire with two sticks?
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A DOOM 64 Laser Rifle that Scores one for the Future!


oo that is a good one! rofl

alright , no problem ^^  


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2023 9:32 am
lol check this one rofl

Q: Where did the fisherman and mermaid meet?
A: On line!

for you Crys lol

Q: What is a mermaid’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune!

Q: Why did the mermaid swim across the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide!

lol Kind of guessed that one =)  
PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:48 am
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lol check this one rofl

Q: Where did the fisherman and mermaid meet?
A: On line!

for you Crys lol

Q: What is a mermaid’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune!

Q: Why did the mermaid swim across the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide!

lol Kind of guessed that one =)


Cool. For Lilac's Mermaid & human outfits, she has a blue pendant.
I may consider some of these jokes for an upcoming Match Game OOC Game. Other than that, I am back.

As for another Match Game Joke, I'm thinking about doing an Ice Key joke. More on that later when I return from my trip.  

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2023 6:39 pm
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lol check this one rofl

Q: Where did the fisherman and mermaid meet?
A: On line!

for you Crys lol

Q: What is a mermaid’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune!

Q: Why did the mermaid swim across the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide!

lol Kind of guessed that one =)


Cool. For Lilac's Mermaid & human outfits, she has a blue pendant.
I may consider some of these jokes for an upcoming Match Game OOC Game. Other than that, I am back.

As for another Match Game Joke, I'm thinking about doing an Ice Key joke. More on that later when I return from my trip.



Nice =) you considering the jokes ! ^^ Ice key Joke* ohh great =) and yes I also like the blue pendant 3nodding  
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