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Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:50 pm
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Staff Member Russo and Staff Member Meltzer walk down the hallway, discussing WrestleMania amongst each other. Staff Member Meltzer is worried about the match he has coming up against Staff Member Bischoff. Why would the Snypa Rifle do this to him, knowing he's never wrestled? Staff Member Meltzer has always dreamed of being in the wrestling business since starting the Wrestling Observer Newsletter, but not competing between the ropes!
SMR: "Bro, I got a strongly worded text from Cartwright telling us to meet him in his office. Bro, this mess with that Snypa bro hosting WrestleMania is huge, bro!"
SMM: "Vince, what am I gonna do about Eric?"
SMR: "Bro, Staff Member Bischoff is nothing but hot air! He talks about all those karate titles he won but look at how bad he gets beat in the ring, bro!"
The two staff members arrive at Cartwright's office, knocking on the door.
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 3:32 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 4:10 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 4:28 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 4:47 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 3:19 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 4:07 pm
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And on cue, the host of WrestleMania walks into the office, a smile on his painted face. The Snypa Rifle then sits between a frightened Staff Member Meltzer and a terrified Staff Member Russo and smirks at Cartwright.
Snypa: "I heard you saying you wanted facts. Fact, there will be a special guest referee for Staff Member Meltzer versus Staff Member Bischoff: me. Fact, according to the invitation's terms and conditions, the host has complete power to make sure WrestleMania goes off without a hitch. Fact, that clip of the Hardcore Highlight I gave you through a sheet of glass is the most watched video on WWFG's YouTube still, almost a year later. Fact, I'm making Staff Member Bischoff versus Staff Member Meltzer a no disqualification match so that there'll be a clear-cut winner. Fact: Danny-boy Cartwright, you're the reigning WWFG European Champion. Fact: I announced the return of the self proclaimed Best Wrestling Artist in the World and he's right outside your office."
Cheers erupt when Corey Theta Cartwright, Cartwright's older brother, walks into the office in a suit, haven't been seen since his ousting from Cartwright Strong Style during his Street Fighter match against their cousin Pineapple Carter Cartwright.
"Hello, Daniel," Corey sneers. "I'm usually a talker but I don't have much to say except this: you had your thugs, who aren't even family, take me and Carter out. You seem to forget that Cartwright Strong Style was MY idea, so we could show the world the greatness that is the Cartwright Wrestling Family! But answer this, dear brother: what in the bloody hell have your butler and Omen done for you other than lose repeatedly? I laughed from my hospital bed as I watched Carter team up with a Damone to take them out and prove he was part of what makes our family superior."
Corey paces the office before resuming. "As your older brother, Daniel, I should set an example, which is this: as Snypa Rifle pointed out, you are the reigning WWFG European Champion. I propose that like the English gentlemen we are, we get in the ring at WrestleMania and have the row of all rows for that championship. What do you say, little brother? Do you accept?"
Snypa cackles. "Carty, I kinda feel bad for all those things I did to your brother last year, because he's actually not bad, for a Cartwright. I like that idea."
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Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:37 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:50 pm
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Corey scoffs, knowing his brother very well. He turns to the host of WrestleMania, the Snypa Rifle, who clears his throat.
"A success? Was this before or after that butler got beat by a little girl? You know, Corey, I like your idea. Brother versus brother to prove who the real heart and soul of Cartwright Strong Style would make for a marquee matchup. Your request for a WWFG European Championship match... is granted."
Corey chuckles. "You're scared of me, little brother. Always have been since we stood knee high to Mum and Dad. You'd always go running to Dad after I had to lump ya up a bit and years later, you still choose to run from me. But at WrestleMania, there ain't gonna be any running, Daniel."
Snypa interjects: "You're right. There won't be any running, because your match will take place inside the famed Cartwright family's Strong Style Pit. Only way to win is two out of three falls via the referee's ten count or submission. And yeah, Carty, I can do that. Take it up with legal if you don't like it. Read those clauses on those invitations."
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 3:22 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 3:34 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 3:47 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 4:03 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 4:12 pm
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Snypa: "Actually, my job, according to this neatly printed invitation... with the official WWFG seal..."
Snypa reaches into his suit jacket and pulls out a card.
"As host of WrestleMania, allows me to make changes, additions, substitutions and subtractions, including matchmaking capabilities, to ensure the quality and integrity of WrestleMania, as well as to entertain the WWFG fans. So, I've been acting within the scope of my job. So, sorry, your big brother's enforcing your match. Also, let's go back to Staff Member Bischoff versus Staff Member Meltzer: what do you say we make that a Staff Member Russo On A Forklift match?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 4:51 pm
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Staff Member Russo’s face is a mask of disbelief and frustration. He doesn’t look happy about this at all. SMR shakes his head vehemently.
SMR: "Bro, there's no way bro! I swear to God, bro! I just write the stories bro! I'm not some slave to be won bro!"
Cartwright, a thoughtful expression on his face, takes a moment to consider Russo’s words. He seems to be weighing his options. Finally, Cartwright responds, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
Cartwright: "It would be very entertaining to view! You'll know how Judy Bagwell felt!"
SMR, his voice rising in defense, begins to retort.
SMR: "She wanted to be there, bro! She was desperate for television time bro!"
SMM, with a grimace of distaste, interjects.
SMM: "I hated that match Staff Member Russo. I gave it a one and three quarter stars."
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