Cartwright vs Corey Theta Cartwright

[Cartwright]

6th May 2024 - 19th May 2024
One Day Auto-Hit or Auto-Recover

The following match is scheduled for one fall!

 

[Drive Type Wild]

"Come out, come out, wherever you are, little brother!" The French fans come to life as Corey Theta Cartwright, the Best Wrestling Artist in the World, walks through the crowd. "I told you, Daniel, I was coming for you one way or another!"

Corey crosses the barricade and gets in the ring, dressed in street clothes but his wrists are taped up. He brings the microphone to his lips.

"Now, Daniel, if you aren't too much of a bottle job and you fancy meeting your big brother for that European Championship you cheated to retain at WrestleMania, get on out here!"

At ringside is Staff Member Meltzer at commentary, still sporting a bruise on his head from that vicious kick from Staff Member Bischoff. No way Staff Member Meltzer misses the Best British Bout Machine in action.  

[Cartwright]

JR: "Why is Staff Member Meltzer with us?!"

King: "It's because this is going to be a five star match, right Staff Member Meltzer?"

SMM: "Umm...I think if you look at the statistics...this has a very high chance of being interesting."

King: "He's so informative, unlike you JR!"

???: "First of all, my name is Steven!
What kind of fan fic family member doesn't know my name?!
How embarrassing!"

The Frenchies loudly boo, jealous of The Englishman's greatness, as he enters the arena.

Cartwright: "Secondly, as I hear all of these ungrateful cheese-eating surrender monkeys, I'm no longer motivated to perform in-front of them and compete tonight!"

Crowd: "Va te faire foutre!
Va te faire foutre!
Va te faire foutre!"

JR: "Sounds like a bottle job to me!"

King: "Are you deaf, JR?
Cartwright just explained himself and I agree with him!
The French have always been rude!"

SMM: "Umm...I was right....this is interesting."

King: "I love this analysis!"

Cartwright gives Corey and then the fans a Bras d’honneur, which causes the fans to erupt in to jeers.

 

[Drive Type Wild]

"I'm your big brother, you right prat!" Corey exclaims. "Of course I know your name!"

He paces the ring, furiously, wanting to get his hands on his brother.

"Steven Daniel Cartwright, how dare you espouse the name of Cartwright and be such a coward!"

Crowd: "Lâche! Lâche!"

Corey: "Our father would be ashamed of you, little brother! But I've got something that'll make you mad enough to stand before me! Monkeys in the truck, roll the footage!"  

[Cartwright]

Cartwright wonders what Corey could possibly have to show him, because what could a man recovering from diverticulitis even do?!

 

[Drive Type Wild]

Before Corey can say or do anything, he's attacked from behind with a barbed wire cricket bat by a rather large man in a hoodie and a kilt with a noticeable beer belly. The man pulls off his hood.

JR: "By gawd, that's Nikolas Cartwright! Corey and Steven Daniel's stepbrother!"

King: "He's the king of the British rap and deathmatch scene over in Europe!"

Nikolas goes to work, pulling Corey up to his feet before lifting him up in the chicken wing position and dropping him with a facebuster.

JR: "The Tales of Britain! Nikolas Cartwright with the Tales of Britain!"

King: "Has Cartwright Strong Style expanded? How big is Cartwright's family?!"

SMM: "I approve! Five stars. Maybe four, because this isn't the Tokyo Dome?"  

[Drive Type Wild]

Nikolas then unzips his hoodie, opening it to reveal a Cartwright Strong Style shirt underneath to thunderous boos!

JR: "Aww, damn it!"

King: "Cartwright Strong Style just got hardcore! A brother the boss can be proud of has joined!"