Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[Jisen Meizuki]

It's like the title said, write something that you would never hear from KH characters. Here are some of the examples:

Axel: Roxas, come back to the Organization. crying Don't you know I love you?!?!?! crying gonk

Sora:*struggling to put the Key Kingdom into a keyhole* Damnit, why won't you fit in?!

Roxas: Screw Sora!! I don't what to know about him, I'm going to be myself!

Marluxia: *singing* I am pretty. Also pretty. I am pretty, and witty, and GAY!!!!  

[Jisen Meizuki]

You can even make a dialogue too. Like this:

*Zexion is giving instructions to Marluxia and Demyx*
Xigbar: *comes up behind Zexion* Hey, Zexion.
Zexion: stare What is it, Number Two?
Xigbar: You know you have the ability to sense people's presence by their scents, right?
Zexion: Yes.......
Xigbar: Well, I wanna know what I smell like.
Zexion: stare You're kidding, right?
Xigbar: Nope, I'm serious. So what do I smell like?
Zexion: Gunpowder.
Marluxia: Well, what about me?
Zexion: Flowers.
Demyx: Or me?
Zexion: Ocean.
Xigbar: Well, what about Axel?
Zexion: Smoke and charcoal.
Marluxia: Or what about Lexeaus?
Zexion: Mud.
Demyx: Or Xaldin?
Zexion: Air freshener.
Xigbar: *raises his left arm* Well, what about my armpit? What does it smell like?
Zexion: O.o
Marluxia: *goes up to Zexion's face* Or my breath?
Zexion: stressed
Demyx: *stick his tuss in the air* Or even my a-
Zexion: scream ENOUGH!!!
Xigbar, Marluxia, and Demyx: eek
Zexion: scream I had it! I have enough of your nonsense! Just because I have the ability to sense people's presence through scent, doesn't mean I'm your bloody bloodhound!!! ..................
Everyone:.......................
Xigbar: So, what does "Mansex's" scent smell?
Zexion: stare Do you really want to know?  

[MOST_WANTED_MAN XP]

Jisen Meizuki

You can even make a dialogue too. Like this:

*Zexion is giving instructions to Marluxia and Demyx*
Xigbar: *comes up behind Zexion* Hey, Zexion.
Zexion: stare What is it, Number Two?
Xigbar: You know you have the ability to sense people's presence by their scents, right?
Zexion: Yes.......
Xigbar: Well, I wanna know what I smell like.
Zexion: stare You're kidding, right?
Xigbar: Nope, I'm serious. So what do I smell like?
Zexion: Gunpowder.
Marluxia: Well, what about me?
Zexion: Flowers.
Demyx: Or me?
Zexion: Ocean.
Xigbar: Well, what about Axel?
Zexion: Smoke and charcoal.
Marluxia: Or what about Lexeaus?
Zexion: Mud.
Demyx: Or Xaldin?
Zexion: Air freshener.
Xigbar: *raises his left arm* Well, what about my armpit? What does it smell like?
Zexion: O.o
Marluxia: *goes up to Zexion's face* Or my breath?
Zexion: stressed
Demyx: *stick his tuss in the air* Or even my a-
Zexion: scream ENOUGH!!!
Xigbar, Marluxia, and Demyx: eek
Zexion: scream I had it! I have enough of your nonsense! Just because I have the ability to sense people's presence through scent, doesn't mean I'm your bloody bloodhound!!! ..................
Everyone:.......................
Xigbar: So, what does "Mansex's" scent smell?
Zexion: stare Do you really want to know?

rofl rofl rofl  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Yeah, after reading too much of Xemnas' Reports comic, this idea has been hanging in my head a lot.  

[Hime Xiao Qiao]

this is funny  

[Keyblade Ninja]

roxas: my name is pronounced 'rocks a**' got it memorized?  

[Jisen Meizuki]

rofl Good one, Kayblade Rikku.

*Xenmas, Zexion, Xigbar, and Demyx are playing a game of Scrabble*
Xigbar:*placing the tiles down* E-A-R-T-H, earth.
Zexion:*placing his tiles down* E-A-R-T. Heart.
Xemnas:*placing down his tiles* L-E-S-S. Heartless. Your turn, Number 9.
Demyx: Hmm......... *look at his tiles and thinking.*
Demyx: Aha! biggrin *placing down his tiles.* How about this?
*Everyone but Demyx look at his tiles.*
Scrabble Word: M-A-N-S-E-X.
Xigbar:*trying his best not to laugh*
Zexion:........................... *however, finds it amusing*
Xemnas:.......................................
Demyx: Well, how many points do I get?
PUNCH!!!
Xenmas: mad stressed Nothing. Nothing, but a mere punishment will do.
Demyx: Punishment? sweatdrop Uh, you don't mean by fu- *sees lasers coming out of Xemnas' palms. eek

Come on people, if you know something that the KH characters would never said, type it. You can make people laugh out loud.  

[Lady Zelda Dragoness]

Any of Roxas's friends: Go ride your skatebaord,emo kid.
*That was an inside joke. xDD*

Demyx: Beans,beans,they give you gas!Go in your mouth and out your*Someone punches Demyx in the jaw*

Meh,I'm tired.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Sora: Hey, a yellow trinity mark!
*Goofy and Sora are pushing the heavy block*
Goofy: Gosh, it's heavy.
Sora: Donald, we need help.
Donald: Okay. *try to help them*
Goofy and Sora: AH!
Sora:*turns to Donald* What the hell was that for?!
Goofy: Yeah, we need your help to push the block, not grab our butts!
Donald: Oops........... redface

I swear, everytime when I see a yellow trinity mark, I see Donald's hands on Sora and Goofy's butts whenever they try to push heavy objects.  

[[-Route L-]]

::Before Sephiroth Battle::

Sephiroth:What Is Cloud Doing?
Sora:Ummm....Line?
Director:"Beats Me"
Sora:Umm, beating his meat..I didn't know he had one...
*Sephiroth Falls Off Cliff Laughing*

Sephiroth:What Is Cloud Doing?
Sora:Aerith
*Sephiroth Falls Off Cliff Laughing*

Sephiroth: What is Cloud doing?
Sora: Your mom
Sephiroth: So he.....that worthless creature, ...is stealing virginity from mother
*Sora falls off cliff laughing*

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Your a**.
Sephiroth:Hmmm......I never knew he was behind me......
*Sora falls off cliff laughing*

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Tifa.
*Sephiroth falls off cliff laughing*

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Omnislash.
*Sephiroth jumps off the cliff and commits suicide because he didn't want to die under Omnislash for the third time*  

[Keyblade Ninja]

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::Before Sephiroth Battle::

Sephiroth:What Is Cloud Doing?
Sora:Ummm....Line?
Director:"Beats Me"
Sora:Umm, beating his meat..I didn't know he had one...
*Sephiroth Falls Off Cliff Laughing*

Sephiroth:What Is Cloud Doing?
Sora:Aerith
*Sephiroth Falls Off Cliff Laughing*

Sephiroth: What is Cloud doing?
Sora: Your mom
Sephiroth: So he.....that worthless creature, ...is stealing virginity from mother
*Sora falls off cliff laughing*

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Your a**.
Sephiroth:Hmmm......I never knew he was behind me......
*Sora falls off cliff laughing*

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Tifa.
*Sephiroth falls off cliff laughing*

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Omnislash.
*Sephiroth jumps off the cliff and commits suicide because he didn't want to die under Omnislash for the third time*

holy shiznit rofl that's soo messed up and soo funny at the same frickin time xd  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Sora: yo momma
Axel: yo face
Sora: yo boyfriend
everyone: lmao rofl
Axel:....yea? what about him?
everyone: ....oh @#$% he's serious...  

[Jisen Meizuki]

rofl Gosh, that was messed up but funny.

Saix:*walking*
Jack Sparrow:*stabs Saix in the face with a shovel*
Saix: AH! scream Dammit, what's the hell your problem?!
Jack Sparrow: Why getting the treasure, of course. *pulls out a map* It's said so right here on the map, 'X' marks the spot. Savvy, eh?
Saix:............................ stressed ............................. scream stressed scream stressed AUGH!!!
Jack Sparrow: eek Oh, bloody....... *runs*
Saix:*goes berserk and chases Jack Sparrow*  

[Heaven Edge]

I will never hear in Kingdom Hearts:
Kairy: Rikku, let's make out  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Ouch, Sora will be modified by that.

Marluxia: Hey guys, does this cloak make me look fat?