JACK OWES ME 50 BUCKS

[Emerell]

Why,you ask?

Remember how Jack's always hanging out at Barton, or Durem, or Port Gambino, or Isle de Gambino, or Aekea?

It's not well-known (because they're rarely if ever enforced) but there are 'no loitering' laws on Gaia. Now, The Powers That Be didn't care too much if Jack hung out in 2003. Not that many people noticed, right?

But in 2004. oh, man. Gaians trouping around in costume, running across the grass, daring each other to walk along the Durem Reclamation Center, calling Logan and asking if he had Prince Albert in a can and if he had Amanda Hugginkiss in his store, and more examples of chaos, all while they're waiting for Jack to show up?

Not Good.

So last year, 2005, what do they do? They start enforcing those "no loitering" laws.

Now, think what you want of Jack, but the man (er -- whatever) has presence. No one would dare hand Jack a civil infraction. Right?

Wrong.

The Powers That Be called out their old guard:

The Grandma Patrol. They may be down to on-call status, they may have pictures of their grandkids in their wallets and wear comfortable shoes, but they back down to nobody.

So Jack had to pay up.

Which he did. Over and over and over. And in that last stretch, he ran out of funds. So he started asking me to help him out. "Just a loan, Em. You know I'm good for it."

Now, I didn't mind a few times, and yeah, I got some of his extra stash (the popcorn balls are killer!) --

I needed that fifty. You know? But iit was Jack. Jack's not a welcher! So I waited. Through Halloween, and Christmas, and Easter.

Now it's Hallloween again.

And he better pay up! evil  

[toricmpbll]

he better pay up  

[Canicuss]

Maybe we need to call in the Easter Bunneh to help.  

[Kiraleen]

Em, dude. Just let it go. You know?  

[Zygona]

your going to ask Jack for $50 ROFL. ill be right over here waiting.... for when he steps on you like a little bug  

[[KookieMunzta]]

i say go for it and get back what was rightfully yours twisted
Call me and I'll be there to back you up!

 

[Angel Muerto]

i don't see Jack paying you so you're pretty much out 50 bucks.  

[Emerell]

Kiraleen

Em, dude. Just let it go. You know?

You just don't get it, Kiraleen. It's the principle of the thing!  

[Zygona]

Emerell

Kiraleen

Em, dude. Just let it go. You know?

You just don't get it, Kiraleen. It's the principle of the thing!

hey if you wana ask him be my guest. its your funeral (sits back and puts feet up) its no skin off my back.... O.o (if i had any skin)... (shrugs) ether way im comming for you sooner or latter  

[[KookieMunzta]]

Zygona

Emerell

Kiraleen

Em, dude. Just let it go. You know?

You just don't get it, Kiraleen. It's the principle of the thing!

hey if you wana ask him be my guest. its your funeral (sits back and puts feet up) its no skin off my back.... O.o (if i had any skin)... (shrugs) ether way im comming for you sooner or latter

later sound better than sooner

 

[Emerell]

Angel Muerto

i don't see Jack paying you so you're pretty much out 50 bucks.

Okay. Let me see if I understand you.

You're saying Jack won't pay me back.

You -- a member of Jack's Army, the bastion of his strongest supporters -- are publicly implying Jack would welch on a promise? That he'd go back on his word?

You're calling Jack ...

... a liar?  

[Zygona]

Emerell

Angel Muerto

i don't see Jack paying you so you're pretty much out 50 bucks.

Okay. Let me see if I understand you.

You're saying Jack won't pay me back.

You -- a member of Jack's Army, the bastion of his strongest supporters -- are publicly implying Jack would welch on a promise? That he'd go back on his word?

You're calling Jack ...

... a liar?

Jacks not a lier. Jack dosent break promises. he changes his mind. he can do that cuz he IS Jack  

[Kiraleen]

Zygona

Emerell

Angel Muerto

i don't see Jack paying you so you're pretty much out 50 bucks.

Okay. Let me see if I understand you.

You're saying Jack won't pay me back.

You -- a member of Jack's Army, the bastion of his strongest supporters -- are publicly implying Jack would welch on a promise? That he'd go back on his word?

You're calling Jack ...

... a liar?

Jacks not a lier. Jack dosent break promises. he changes his mind. he can do that cuz he IS Jack

*facepalm*

Oh, good. Now you've done it. *sigh*  

[Zygona]

Kiraleen

Zygona

Emerell

Angel Muerto

i don't see Jack paying you so you're pretty much out 50 bucks.

Okay. Let me see if I understand you.

You're saying Jack won't pay me back.

You -- a member of Jack's Army, the bastion of his strongest supporters -- are publicly implying Jack would welch on a promise? That he'd go back on his word?

You're calling Jack ...

... a liar?

Jacks not a lier. Jack dosent break promises. he changes his mind. he can do that cuz he IS Jack

*facepalm*

Oh, good. Now you've done it. *sigh*

thats right eddies not the only loyal jack follower here  

[Emerell]

Zygona

Jacks not a lier. Jack dosent break promises. he changes his mind. he can do that cuz he IS Jack

No, Jack doesn't change his mind -- look at what he gave Santa, eh?

So. He has to pay me back, or he's a welcher.