corrupt a wish

[hidden_lynn]

you need to quote the person in front of you's post and type granted and then the bad thing that happened to them conserning the wish.
EXAMPLE:

tea

I wish i had a puppy!!

kolt

wish GRANTED,
but the puppy has rabbies and bit you.

i wish i was the ruler of the world

tea

wish GRANTED,
you turn into a giant ruler (the kind that are used to measure stuff),

i wish i had a......

so on and so forth...
(ALL GAIAN RULZ APPLY!!)

now i will start it ^_^  

[hidden_lynn]

i wish i had a stick of gum  

[Different...Very.]

(Agh! I love this game! Why didn't I think to make it!?)
Granted. It's the latest flavor: Chocolate-covered tomato-and-pumpkin pie!


I wish I had a device that could make my hair look gorgeous with one easy swipe. Or within five minutes. (If anyone watches Disney, it's like some future device off of Phil of the Future that the little sister uses)  

[Spooviie]

Different...Very.

(Agh! I love this game! Why didn't I think to make it!?)
Granted. It's the latest flavor: Chocolate-covered tomato-and-pumpkin pie!


I wish I had a device that could make my hair look gorgeous with one easy swipe. Or within five minutes. (If anyone watches Disney, it's like some future device off of Phil of the Future that the little sister uses)

Granted. But it turns your hair afro and is non reversable..  

[Different...Very.]

I wish the previous poster had made a wish.  

[hasbeenhacked102]

GRANTED
But she wished you would die this Sunday and her wish was granted as well twisted

I wish I had a Coco Kitty for my avi  

[mamejen]

granted,
but then the kitty loses it's head.

i wish i had 20 water meats...  

[Different...Very.]

Granted. They are literally meats made from water. Not the Christmas items from the Zurg.


I wish my teeth were perfect  

[mamejen]

granted, but they were made of metal instead of real tooth,

i really wish i could have 400k  

[Waverusher Kobi]

Granted.

But it falls on your head, crushing your skull and neck into bite-size peices.


I wish I could speed up time.  

[Roland_Jamison]

Granted. But you cannot slow time back down, so you miss your whole life and die within minutes.

I wish I had a real girlfriend who wasn't clinggy, annoying, or dumb. Someone who I could have a inteligent conversation with..... But she is still moderatly cute. (try and pervert that wish)  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted ! Your new girlfriend is warm, funny, easygoing and smart and absolutely beautiful annnnd.....You find out she's secretly been married with 3 kids the whole time you've been dating !

I wish CBGBs hadn't closed down.  

[Pepper Peck]

(( oh geez, me tooooooo !!!!!))

Okay, granted.
But then, we'd have to have old saggy Blondie make a comeback to celebrate.


I wish I could play " Mrs. Robinson " on my guitar.  

[Roland_Jamison]

granted.
but you are never able to learn another song.

I wish I had wings and could fly.  

[mamejen]

granted.
the wings are made of old fruit and you can only fly for up to 10 minutes.

i wish that i could time-travel...