ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[TooOld4ThisShtuff]

just like the title says mrgreen

I got this from another guild, it gets really funny mrgreen



okay, let's say the person above me asks, "Why are stickers so sticky?"

then I give them a stupid answer: "because they're coated with special juice from the rare sticky bee from happy land!"
then I'd ask another stupid question, then the person below would give a stupid answer, and so forth mrgreen

let's begin!

How did the chicken bark at the dog on the leash?  

[Boku wa Ichirin no Hana]

He had an opperation to get doggy vocal cords.
Why is my exboyfried an idiot?  

[chaosmage123]

"How did the chicken bark at the dog on the leash?"

well it wasn't rally a chicken. it was a mutant chicken that went horribly wrong in the microwave. the microwave rays went into it making it bark like a dog  

[chaosmage123]

MorningGloryGal

He had an opperation to get doggy vocal cords.
Why is my exboyfried an idiot?

because most guys are idiots and go out with people because of their bodys  

[TooOld4ThisShtuff]

MorningGloryGal

He had an opperation to get doggy vocal cords.
Why is my exboyfried an idiot?

Because that pretty little fairy from grandpa's barn gets him high every night


why did the penguin eat the rest of the irish soda bread?  

[chaosmage123]

shoot i forgot to ask a question. why does my science teacher and english teacher hate me so much?  

[chaosmage123]

nachobits

MorningGloryGal

He had an opperation to get doggy vocal cords.
Why is my exboyfried an idiot?

Because that pretty little fairy from grandpa's barn gets him high every night


why did the penguin eat the rest of the irish soda bread?

the penguin had to eat it before the italian pigs could copy the recipie.

why does cheese smell like cheese?  

[TooOld4ThisShtuff]

because little birds clogged up your nose with wigs to make everything smell like cheese to you


why do pencils have erasers?  

[Boku wa Ichirin no Hana]

Because the president signed the "Erasers Bill"
Why doesn't my friend, Jimmy, like yaoi?  

[chaosmage123]

MorningGloryGal

Because the president signed the "Erasers Bill"
Why doesn't my friend, Jimmy, like yaoi?

the tooth fairy caught him looking at it last time and taught hima lesson never to watch it again  

[Lady Tomato]

Why is it so hard to think of a stupid question?  

[[.War.] [.And.] [.Peace.]]

Lacrymosa Demon

Why is it so hard to think of a stupid question?

Because A stupid question is hard to think of cause u need a stupid person to think it up..(no offense >.<)

Why is are penguins black and white?




(man i hate posting this stuff crying it makes me sad to think that i might be making someone mad >.<)  

[TooOld4ThisShtuff]

because when they're born their mommy and daddy penguins paint them that way



Where did the waffles go?  

[Pailzor]

Into Hershey's waffles and cheese. 3nodding

Where do the stars go when the sun washes them away?
(Wow.. Can't believe that song randomly popped into my head after 5 years of never thinking about it.. eek )  

[Boku wa Ichirin no Hana]

They go to Never Land.
Why did I want to be a boy when I was little?