The Corrupt Genie Game

[LadyOfTheRoses]

This is a fun one. 3nodding
Person posts what they wish for. Then the next person to post "grants" the wish, but it gets screwed in one way or another. Then the second poster makes their wish and so on.

Example:

3rd Poster

2nd Poster

1st Poster

I wish for a puppy!

Congratulations! You got you puppy but it was run over by a car!

I wish that I had my own band!

You're wish is my command! You get a band of monkeys!

I wish for some food!

And so on and so forth...You can make the wishes and the corrupt results as silly as you like. But remember the number one rule genies have: NO wishing for more wishes. wink
And there you have it. Don't quote the post, just post the reply. 3nodding

I'll start:

I wish for a bouquet of roses!  

[Balliamo]

you get your wish granted but i'll leave asap :XP:

i wish for some beef razz

Edit where did your post go , now my post isn't right anymore crying  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

Sorry! I deleted it cause I sounded desperate...I hate it when I do that. >_<

Your wish is my command, but the label is a month past the expiration date!

I wish for box of crayons.  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

Abracadabra, your wish is granted! But they are all melted from the summer heat.

I wish for some new shoes!  

[Balliamo]

wish is granted but they are way to small

I wish for a new car  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

Your wish is granted, but it turns out that it's a lemon.

I wish for a can of crushed tomatoes.  

[Balliamo]

your wish is granted but the tomatoes are to much crushed that they totally vanished
I wish for a new white T-shirt smile  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

Wish granted, but when it got washed, the reds in the wash turned it pink!

I wish for a bobble head doll.  

[footballwizz]

granted but the head bobbs so much it pops off


I wish I had a mansion  

[Balliamo]

your wish is granted but it turned out to be a small cavern

I wish i had a Lamborghini  

[footballwizz]

wish granted but its stolen the next day


I wish or a huge movie collection  

[Balliamo]

wish got granted but they explode whenever you touch them

I wish i had millions of dollars mrgreen