Sentence Story Madness

[Noche Flor]

Alright here's how it all goes down.

Each person write one sentence.

ONE SENTENCE BIOTCHES!!

It can be about anything as long as it is about a/the character the last person used. It doesn't have to relate either.

I shall start.

Jim-Bob and Joe-Bob were walking down the candy forest lane when a monster jumped out in front of them.  

[Noche Flor]

bump  

[M4d Baumer]

The Monster said, "Lol! I r teh Monster! Rofl! I'mma eat you're head!"  

[0o-Slash-o0]

Weird words Doozanopio.....

Anyway: Jim bob ran back to the lane and picked up a long branch, and whacked the monster.  

[IXI Ryu Kaji IXI]

the monster says
"OWW!! *takes branch away* im gonna get you!  

[Om-Nom-Nom OwO]

Jim-Bob, being the pyromaniac that he is, set the branch, and the monster, aflame with his pocket lighter.

 

[mods helper]

and since the monster was highly flammable, he died.  

[Bubblegum Electric]

Little did he know, this was just the beginning of a looooong day for poor Jim-Bob....  

[emu3]

because he had several errands to run..  

[-_-Xerxez Tha Ferret-_-]

Joe-bob watched as Jim-bob went off without him, feeling lonely.  

[mods helper]

and then as they walked along they got really bored.  

[emu7]

so Jim Bob starts singing show tunes to pass the time except that he doenst know any cause he doesnt own a tv on account of being extremely poor. blaugh  

[Extremist-Saint-Joey]

When suddenly Jaws came up and smashed the boat!